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Not when you’ve got a gaydar

A coaching coach? Good idea I reckon I could do that job we could free us the wages of the physios as we’re only going to sign players who never get injured as part of our new strategy so don’t need physios

He's a genius to be fair. Landed a job at one of the worlds biggest clubs where he has a lot of the power but none of the responsibility.

Movember.

Where is the line? I've seen lots of hang wringing from people about even telling inappropriate jokes is wrong and those telling jokes like this and those laughing are enablers. Jimmy Carr has got a lot to say for himself but some of his material has been about rape, shagging and peodphilies.

and now everyone is moaning we dont have a fit target man. Jesus wept it's a shambles.

Maybe im being nostalgic but cant help but feel life was much better before it

Looks like he has a bit of a history for this sort of stuff, over his career he only averages 26 games a season, always cup tied or injured by the looks of it. Only took him 13 games to get a long injury with us. We need players who NEVER get injured it isn't hard is it

He will of they hire Shaun Goater as shooting coach

They play ahead of the false 9 and number 10 but inverted to allow the hybrid wing back to overlap into the end zone putting wide balls into the forward pivot to unleash head shots. Wide forwards are usually offensive players known for their ability against the ball. They don’t get many goal conversions on account of being wide forwards they tend to occupy that space on the forward inside channels to help with a high press and give us better turn overs

Another player who isn’t always available. WTF are they signing players like this for?

another option as shooting coach perhaps?

Glad you’re not in charge of transfers anyway we need to buy better players who are cheaper and earn less.

Once he’s had Beattie and Lambert spend a few hours with him showing him how to shoot he’ll be cooking bro