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Each post takes about 30 seconds on average I reckon. Over 19 years that’s about 25 hours per year, for all the lols, ITKness and free advice I’ve give to this place that’s an incredibly high ROI for this forum. Plus I can do it on the phone from the sofa whilst watching Love Island* or during work hours so I’m being paid to do it. What’s not to like? Much better than trying to be bedroom warrior killing pretended people when In the real world melt quicker than an ice cube on a sunbed when asked to stand up for what I believe in, like some do, ain’t that right pal

More of an achievement than playing death matches with your mate. Bet you thought you were a right chap shooting all those Americans in your bedroom. What a guy 😂

Just been told we should hear something by next Saturday lunchtime

Why am I not surprised 😂😂

I’ve got more LOLs from one post than you’ve had in your entire lifetime sunshine

Quite. Where’s the trauma? They got a free pass to a final and still naused it up. They shouldn’t be grizzle gutting about how tough it all was, they should STFU and wonder how they’re the only team to ever lose a semi final and a final in the same competition.

Fucking Game of Thrones FFS the 20s Star Trek. Probably popular amongst gamers!

Two medium ice creams with a flake today £9.60 FFS

Now they consider success to be winning a computer game or justify their shit day on their sleep score

As for other postions I’d always take Cole Palmer over that Madeuke I just don’t don’t see how there is even a discussion there. Maybe it’s because I’m deluded as I love him as a player and bloke but still think there’s a place for Jack Grealish. Imagine that Argentina game no one better to give the ball To keep Hold of it and win a few free kicks up The pitch. Not a starter these days but to see a tight game out. , create a chance or hold the ball up He’s an option

I once asked Bakyro Sako if he’d ever join saints, he didn’t answer. Typical right winger

I don’t know about that. Ferdinand for me was top class, Campbell was good but not as good as he thought he was. Woodgate and King were excellent potentially better but injuries held them back from what they could have been and Terry was a proper centre half, prick of a bloke but good defender and leader. For me a decent centre back and leader is key and I don’t see anyone in that mould at all.

You’re never going to develop upper body strength tapping away on a PS controller! You really want to be that guy that can’t carry the shopping to the car and have to ask another guy to help you, whilst your missus looks at you wishing you were like him? You’re only a few years away from that.

No anger, no anger whatsoever. I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to stop your life spiralling down the plug hole with you unable to stop it. You say I have a problem with you. The problem I have with you is I see potential and i see all that potential wasted. You are becoming part of the generation that is the going to be the missing generation. Men used to go to war they used to go to boxing gyms go to the pub, play sport now they sit in room on their consoles getting fat and lazy and wonder why their life is falling apart every R1 + X skill move at a time

What did you spend that 5 million sheets you got from Us for that centre back who is currently the most expensive centre back on our books but the furthest away from the first team? Nothing weird about that. Assumed that was the windfall that would take you to the Ligue 1