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Some leftie labour lovers will be gherkin off over it mind

Lucrezia Millarini making the 6.30 ITV news very watchable

Relish the moment H&W

Rumour has it we're all getting cheaper Gherkins as of tomorrow, get in 👊

I just saw his clip arguing with Martin Keown he sounded like a right cock

26/10 Carrick will not be in charge for the Chelsea game - Alex Crook 27/10 Carrick will be In charge for the Chelsea game 😂😂😂 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/crlykgeqzypyo

So will Colin Clarke

Well he was 20 when he played for Burnley and 22 when he played for us in the Prem, Centre backs tend to peak in their mid to late 20s, Van Dijk didn't play in the premier league until he was 24 for example, 2 years with us before getting his big move. I think he'll go on to become a decent, solid premier league player, not top 6 level but definitely to early just to write him off as not good enough.

All that time on the training ground with Lee Barnard and Tandari Lee paying off

good point, he's also a bit too white, male and hetrosexual to really inspire anyone. Also did anyone notice the skin colour of the people who finished second and third? Typical racist FIFA giving it to the white guy.

Well deserved like you say a great role model

I think Saints fans are going to but put in a bubble for our own safety from the visiting Middlesbrough fans. Pick up points to be confirmed by the FAB

Any update on the security plans for this the Middlesbrough game? I was planning on going to this one but a bit scared so need an update please

He is an absolute clown, he's a joke figure.

Absolutely their team is shit in relation to how much they’ve spent. 2nd highest net spend last five years, wasted on average players