Turkish

You strike me as the type of guy who likes to finger a ring

Brown too, making them to appeal to the illegals 🤦‍♂️

😂 surely they can’t be true?? Same guy that was baying for our blood right?

Used to be able to get them on my fingers and eat them one at a time that way but due to wokism having to cater for the smaller hands of illegal immigrants they downsized both the size of the packets and the hoops. And the left stand aside claiming mass immigration is a good thing 🤦‍♂️

Skates were only deducted 10 points I believe.

I read today and obviously don’t know if it’s true but when Mancini was manager contract was he was paid €1m as Man City manager and €4m for 4 days a year consultancy to other clubs in the Man City group of clubs. Enabled them to keep below wages rules

Without cheating Saints have been deducted 14 points in total in our history. Can you name the 5 teams who have been deducted more. this does not include Swindon who were relegated two divisions but did not face a point deduction

Very good game, you just knew that penalty would decided the result. Spain at times wonderful but we’ve been good too.

I was just thinking how well Nico O’Reily had done then does that 🤦‍♂️

Imagine if the original soccer AM came back https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDKgMo0tw5p/?igsh=dTZlMWU0M2dvc2Q5

Yes good win today back up to 4th I’d have liked to have gone today but missus has got a 100 quid M&S voucher so had to go to the big one in Leeds so she could spend all afternoon looking round that FFS. Don’t go much anymore as most of sons futsal games are on a Saturday and involves quite a bit of travelling to away games.

Did you knock one out in the toilet?

Might even find a new wife

Some of you lot need to go for a beer or a wank, maybe both

Glad someone has pointed this out. Whenever the missus comes back from the nail salon I always tell her she is a white supremacist particularly as the salon is run by Chinese people so only highlights the systemic racism in the industry.