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At least it stopped you DESTROYING the planet

Any of you selfish bastards bought an air conditioning unit yet?

Where is the guidance? is everyone coping? I walked through London for a mile this morning and almost had a panic attack as I broke into a sweat with NO WATER anywhere

Sad to see. im sure those responsible will feel the full force of the law, arrested, charged and imprisoned within days as is the precedent for this sort of behaviour https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/chaos-erupts-in-london-as-riot-police-deployed-after-morocco-world-cup-exit/ar-AA27BB1S

Agreed. He makes it look so easy, it’s just too bad that we don’t have the players capable of getting the best out of him. On the occasions he did actually get a decent ball he could win he had no one around him to pick it up so it would either go straight to a defender or out for a goal kick or throw, when you’ve got that sort of aerial domination you need players anticipate you’re going to win the ball not on their heels looking at him in awe. I guess that’s what happens when you’re playing a few levels below where you should be

He was very unlucky last season. A lot of the balls played into him were a little bit behind him or a head of him, i remember watching him thinking he looked really good when he didn't have the ball, if only we could have given him a better quality of pass. Look at his chance v Wrexham on the first game, he'd made a great run, lost his man, got into the box and then the useless winger played it a few feet behind him so his world class movement wasnt rewarded with the goal he deserved. He was also outstanding at Hull away but unfortunately when long balls are just pumped aimlessly forwarded closer to the defender then how can you expect a striker to win them? I think with better service he's going to cook, hopefully with us!

Anyone singing the mars bar on head song will be scalped to forever be reminded not to put confectionery there again

My manifesto for change at SMS #Voteturkish the Turkish Banned list as part of my FAB leadership is as follows Ill fitting jeans hoodies under Saints shirts anyone with over 22% bodyfat to be banned from drinking beer or eating inside or within a 1 mile radius of St Mary’s on a match day filming moments of the match of mobile phones Blokes taking their birds no replica shirts for anyone over the age of 14 No “can I have your shirt” placards clapping whilst singing Anyone trying to engage in “banter” that is not on the pre approved list of songs to be taken down into the stadium cells and be given a cleansing by pre selected FAB henchmen anyone quoting stats, XG or other wankerisms to be cleansed as above this list is no exhaustive but requires fans to dress, look and behave in a manor fitting of a club that is setting the standards back into football Vote Turkish for an improved match day experience

Coldplay to perform in half time show at the final. That’ll ensure the bars are full

Glasgow?

no with no fee toupee that's a great deal for them

Second free transfer we’ve fucked up absolute shambles AGAIN

Danny Ings is a free agent WE HAVE TO BRING HIM HOME

I cant see us signing him unless at least one of them leaves. We've also got Edozie and Robinson for those positions, we're not going to be spending big money on an attacking midfielder when we already have 6 of them for 3 positions.

Morocco are a a decent side and will give France a game tonight, France will probably win but think it'll be a decent game.