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There is no way on earth we can possibly lose tomorrow. An experienced manager doesn’t get results

Worst thing about it is the evidence suggests it’s probably true

Very weird, Another thing that's weird is that whenever there is a post on a neutral facebook page, like away supports ones or the casual sites, about them, there are loads of them posting about how great they are, when there is a post about us there are always loads of posts from them about how embarassing the post is, what a joke we are, it's proper weird, obsessive, inferiority complex behaviour.

Used to do that in the old days didn’t we. Milton road end

It should be the sort of game players relish. Into the lions pit, proper warrior spirt when everything is against you. Unfortunately our bunch of pussies will bottle it and shit themselves

Thats because we never show up there apparently 😂 As opposed to them who came with a film crew following them around all day for a documentary and went on about how "scummers got nuffin"

Pretty much Although they sacked the head chef and promoted one of the waiters. After assessing each of the waiters performance the data showed that one of them was an outstanding performer able to lay out the cutlery quicker with an expected table completing rate of 2.36 tables per 5 minutes. Although he’d never been a chef before he can learn that on the job with his transferable cutlery laying talents transitioning into preparing meals we’d have a world class Christmas lunch delivered in optimal time

When you say storming…… after a poor start to the league 1 season Saints fired German coach Helmet Schizerhoff who lasted only 3 months in his first ever management job and replaced him with Albert Jones in temporary charge who was promoted from the role of first team analyst. After winning his first three games in Jones was given the job permanently but since then the team have failed to win any of their last 10 matches and sit 9 points outside the play off places. However with some excellent possession and XG stats the club are confident that he will turn things around.

Good shout. Didnt see that one, i was at Blackburn and in a high enough position to see all the complete chaos unfolding. It beggared belief.

Agreed. Those last 25 minutes or so at Blackburn were the worst i've seen. Started off by the completely ridiculous decision to take off Scienza for Stephens, meaning we had 4 centre backs and 6 defenders on the pitch. Within minutes they were level, losing was then inevitable. Completely disorganised, players not sure where they were meant to be or what they were meant to be doing, it was absolutely shambolic and the time i decided that Still wasn't going to cut it.

Hopefully

Agreed let’s get him in, he’d crawl over broken glass for our job

chim chinmey, chim chimeney chim chin cheroo We've got a better XG than you

After the excellent performance against Hull we can see that things are definitely moving in the right direction. With Ben and Tondas little Kingdom starting to improve things on the training ground and a new analyst on board we can be sure that success is on the horizon. The data from saturdays game was very, very encouraging and shows us that we are getting most things right

I thought the garden centre boy was the first team analyst now? He got promoted recently into the role.