Turkish

The closet he got to that was being judge and jury for how long the spuds cooked for

He’ll get a good job in Europe. Let’s remember what he’s got in trouble for is only a crime in the championship. I suspect a lot of European clubs are looking at us now thinking how ridiculous it is

I am, France

Well the team would need to win stuff so makes sense. I’m probably going to wait until after the World Cup before deciding. Which is also going to be another point of discussion, who do we want to win it? Spain, France or Brazil are the hipsters choice usually

Nice, stoney like a lot of Greek islands but very nice

Been here before 14 years ago. Loved it then and it’s still nice, barely changed from what I remember. We’re in Kefalos. Smallish, quiet resort 20 minutes from the airport. Mainly local run hotels, restaurants and bars. Food is good, 27 degrees, hotel simple but nice, views lovely, what’s not to like

We’re in Kos. Arrived last night

I get lounge access free with my Amex but the one in Leeds is shite. Do that when going from other airports

Phil’s not making the same mistake Martin Semmens did. He’s having a nice long bank holiday weekend with the family. It’s half term so a few beers and barbecues, take the paddle boards during the day and chill out, work can wait until next week. After such a long season need some down time then think about what comes next.

Probably the reason why she married you

For Leeds airport the options are Burger King or two pubs both of which were absolutely rammed yesterday and definitely put their prices up from last time I was there a month ago on a BUSINESS trip. Absolute piss take on top of the fact that the holidays are all 30% higher due to it being half term. another Holliday rip of scam is that son is now 13 so we are paying more or less adult prices for him now, why? What’s the difference between 12 and 13? We’re B&B this time but our summer holiday we’re All inclusive. He’s not drinking any alcohol, he’s not using any different facilities, it’s still a soda bed in the room which is the same. I don’t get why it shoots up you turn 13. We’ve booked next years summer holiday already with friends who have a kid who’ll be 11 then mine will be 14, we’re paying £2000 more than them for exactly the same holiday

They aren’t rivalries. We don’t really have any rivals which stems back to the days when the DEF were in their pomp. No one wanted to be our rivals as they knew disastrous consequences awaited them. Pompey made up a load of stories for their books but everyone knows the truth about that so called rivalry. We are the most feared fan base in Europe always have been always will be

I think this role was made for @sadoldgit literally everyone he meets backs his opinion so he’d quickly gain the favour of the fanbase. Plus with his extensive career in the london media circles and prosecuting at the CPS he’s the ideal person to hold the clubs feet to the fire after their recent shenanigans

Rip off airport prices £20 for a burger and chips if you’d paid £6 for it in Wetherspoons you think it was rough 2 beers, 2 wines a coke and 4 burger £123 absolute piss take

As a champion of DAI I would encourage @suewhistle to apply and I would happily step aside to allow her to take my place. Any disabled fans want to get involved? No way is Smirking Phil going to turn down a bird in a wheelchairs demands the fall out would be worse than spygate