Turkish

Very similar to the Harry Kane pen v Mexico at least there’s been some consistency 1-0 Spain

We bumped into my songs Religious studies teacher at the airport last time we went on holiday, fit as fuck no wonder he’s doing well in it

If we can get Azeez from Millwall we’ll have the full set

They’re just about to get 7 weeks off on full pay the lazy cunts they don’t need a whip round

I know they’re French but their national anthem is bloody brilliant

Similar to what we paid for Double D. I’m going to take this that those that matter don’t think he’s good enough

If we keep Baz we’ll have the most wasteful shot converter and the least economical glovesman

Downs? He's like a new signing,

No announcement yet, have we screwed another one up?

I dont know much about him TBH so take your word for it, If he can play across the wings and centrally plus has goals in his locker then that's a good option to have. My initial thoughts were he'd be a replacement for someone but perhaps not then.

And how could we forget about Calum Davenport!!

If only Ivelin Popov had got his work permit approved

Or a donkey

We had young goalkeeper Harry Lewis for a while and also Lewis Paine, but we've not had many Lewis's in the first team. Was Lew Chatterley a Lewis? Probably the first ever coach to be named after a Rentaghost character AND an unhappy married aristocrat neglected by her husband.

Going to be great playing off Downs picking up all those headers he wins, good to see the club finally building a team around him