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Especially as mongboard intelligence has told us in the past we can only work on one deal at a time

Absolutely he’s given us 3 good years, been a model pro so all the best to the lad. Now over to Spoars to make sure we use the money well and get as much as we can

Yep Villa is a great move for him. Crazy to think that only a short time ago there wasn’t much between the club yet now it’s a big step up for many reasons and we’re signing players they don’t want

They’ll probably get him them. They can afford the fee, it’s a good move for THB and we’ve seen a bit of movement between the two clubs recently so got a good relationship with them you’d think.

Yeah we don’t need players like that. We want good looking players. Don’t want my team represented by people who look like that

I can’t comment on villas as we’ve always done hotels but as above Sorrento is a great place to explore the area which is magnificent. You’ve got capri, Ischia as island you can visit from easily. Positano, Ravello and Amalfi on the coast which are stunning and the road route down there is incredible. Then you’ve got Pompei, Herkilonium as must view visits. Naples is quite a rough city but interesting to visit. The food and wine is off Scale good. don’t waste your money on any all inclusive do B&B or half board centre of Sorrento and eat out when you can. and if you’re into clothes then take an empty credit card some of the shirts, trousers and knitwear are wonderful. I bought a few bits. Shirts handmade in Naples which are a quality you don’t get here. We also found a great handbag shop, the missus has always liked a mulberry but we found a place which she now prefers which is a fraction of the price bags also made locally

Let’s remember they also signed him for £25m when we desperately needed a decent attacker

He actually makes some decent points just because some don’t like them

No need. We’re going to train the new comers not to be rapists and nonces. Imagine how much they’ve developed as people just by reading that document. Phase two of don’t stab, steal or attack people must minding their own business will tell ‘um!

Another one we’ve missed out on. That guy in France going to Wolves as well so that’s two in a week to add all the others. This window has been a disaster. £10m spent to standstill Dobin is money down the drain and a big Ross sized hole up front cheers Les

With 10,000 foreign national currently in UK prisons that might be a good place to start.

That could make a fascinating documentary for Sky Arts, where were you when you asked for selfie with Turkish? Or a who wants to be a millionaire question which one of these celebrities has NOT had a photo with Turkish? Shane Warne Kenny Dalglish Katie Hopkins Warwick Davis

an admission of failure and admission of danger how do the government now respond to those who expressed concern at this and were called little Englanders and racist? Well said isn’t it

Now Andy Burnham has said that middle class areas will have to do their bit taking immigrants I wonder if these types who have applauded immigration for years because it doesn’t effect them will have a different view when 1500 immigrants are suddenly dumped on their doorstep in their leafy, white, middle class town

You’re right the players you lead won’t listen when you’re shouting at your computer screen.