Turkish

Must be true then!!

With 5 goals in his career in 36 games which is basically a goal a game if you do the math, Mumbama sounds like the sort of key signing a title chasing team would be making. #getusoutofourseats #livethedream

Anything less than 60% is poor negotiation

It was 15% of £85m, that’s a great bit of business. I’m interested to know how we could have got better. We’ve just got best part of £1m for Ballard so covered all of this summers incoming transfers so far with these two poor bits of negotiating 😂

It seems bizarre that getting 15% of 85m is seen as bad negotiations. Clubs aren’t just going to to bend over and give us 30% 😂

I think it’s a decent fee too, a good player I think he’ll go on to do well but £30m is a lot of money for a player in a position where we have 3 other good options. It’s not like we’re losing a star player who we were completely dependent on. I expect us to replace him with a loan or young hungry guaranteed to improver and use the money to strength elsewhere

Why?

Yeah the will still weird hybrid full back role didn’t help with us playing a dwarf Armstrong up front. Also remember a few games where he was playing well and subbed off early, like Sheffield United away he was probably our best player but came off at half time, bizarrely. I like him

Good player in there still only 23, just lacking a bit of consistency and composure right now which will come from confidence and a bit more experience. I think he’ll have a better season

We have often seen these next superstars do well in friendlies, cup games or even burst on the scene and then disappear. If he’s pushing for a first team match day squad this season then that’ll be a good year of development for him. Consistency over intensity every time

Akachukwu-wu he fucking hates Pompey

Let’s not get carried away, congratulations to the young man but it was against a mid table league two team. A big difference to competing at the top end of the championship

And if the glutinous cunts could stop stuffing their gobs full of food the chances would be even less

Or maybe he was just full of shit

Surprise surprise