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That could be our olive branch, sorry Steve as a peace offering we’d like to offer you a top premier league experienced and international goalkeeper.

Box of tissues, some smelling salts, few lemons, what else?

FAO Patrick Bateman You may or may not have a reply R&R

Lots of their trains seem to be going via Leeds which would be my route and theyre full and expensive already

I’m probably going to have to drive can anyone suggest a good place to park?

How did they get it from that angle? The sky reporter at the crime scene said the security guards came from the left and he ran off, the picture was taken from Right and before he ran off. Maybe it’s a CCTV image but they but All rather suspect

Unless of course we’re just letting Boro make themselves look even more ridiculous, let them present they case then go “actually he doesn’t even work for us so 🖕🏼🖕🏼, now we’re suing you” of Course almost certainly not true but would be brilliant if it was

Is that definitely the case? Been a few rumours of it and he stopped being in photos from March. If he’s no longer working for us then there is literally no case whatsoever and all the accusations have been false. The guys was nothing to do with SFC when the incident took place

Theyve all got them these days, all the boys at my school have that exact hair cut.

Do we even know it was definitely Will Salt? Other than this apparent piece of dynamite that he bought a coffee, he's a pretty average looking early 20 lad could it not just someone who looked like him?

callings @Matthew Le God to explain how betting odds work

Sums it up

that we did it, that we got caught or the way Boro are behaving?

apart from the Man up bit with is a disgrace

can you summarize it? Cant be arsed to read all that