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My sources tell me you have been on the FABs radar for a while now. Your sins allegedly include shouting at an opposition player with large nostrils he could smell a Sunday roast on Wednesdays, abusing a bald away fan by slapping your forehead and suggesting northerners eat off the floor. Be very afraid your little stunt with the bubble breach is the final straw. This sort of unacceptable behaviour has no place at SMS

Not before time. Using the lord or son’s name in vein is insulting to Christian’s. It’s also not inclusive of other religions or takes into account our atheist fans base. The sooner we get the grassing hotline the better, it’s 2026 yet people still think it’s the 70s 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

He is and it's a real shame that we have never seen him fully fit and firing. The pity is we have never seen him fully fit with a run of games. He's a handful when he plays, you wonder what he could have been had he not missed 2 years of football

I don’t know why you’re surprised. I was served by Kate Middletons uncle in the Starbucks at Leigh Delamare services a while back. I know this because he asked me what milk I want and when I told him “full fat please none of this oatmilk woke nonsense” he replied “you remind me of my niece, she only likes full fat milk, you might know her, she’s married to the next in line for the throne”

I come from Southampton the pride of South we love everyone and wish them good heath we are the saints we do not sin all we want is for football to win Southampton people are in town

See point 2, luckily the grassing hotline will be available for you to report this sort of behaviour immediately. The last thing we want is for visiting fans not to be welcome which includes anything about their appearance that might make them targets. It’s great that’s you already recognise this as an issue which only confirms the FAB have their finger of pulse of all the big issues

Mine is the same. I'd love to go but she wont, she thinks it'd be too upsetting. She has distant relatives that are Jewish on her mums side so that might have something to do with it. I'm with you, it's kind of the point of going and would love to go. I'd been to Krakow 4 times its a great city but i went on BUSINESS as the company i worked for had it's EMEA operations centre there so my experience has mainly been the city centre and surrounding areas, which are fantastic but Auschiwitz definitely on the to do list.

Great time for a football match! Lazy sunday morning getting up around 10am, pop to the local for a full english, back in time to slip on my Saints shirt, turn on the TV and login into Saintsweb to spend 90 minutes moaning about how shit we are. Finished by 2pm to enable enough time to attend the Beer tasting afternoon at our local delicatessen. I applaud the FA for making this fixture at a time that suits the TV audience, the fans that matter.

it means one of three things She's terrible are forecasting so doesnt know what shes doing They're smashing the granny out of everyone in taxes She got lucky The performance was boosted by strong demand for sports supplements and jewellery. Sales of artwork and antiques also did well. Who'd have thought people buying protein powder would give the country such a boost

He ain’t going to come to us. Hes been scoring goals for fun in his league also got a few in champions league. Some lower half or promoted team will take him

That was brilliant. The scene where he’s talking to David Bowie who suddenly then makes up a song on the spot taking the piss out of him is genius the Office too was brilliant

The Peaky Blinders film comes out next month. One of the best TV series ever, wonder how it’ll translate into a film? I hope they don’t rinse it now and carry it on after Tommy Shelby, most series that are excellent know when it’s time to stop.

I’ve seen the agenda and the items on it are as follows 1 Catching and punishing those who breached the bubble rules 2 reintroduction of a grassing hotline to report fans who misbehave in or outside the stadium - see above 3 Pre poured half time drinks 4 review performance of push notifications on the app 5 an place on the app to reports stadium Maintenance issues in real time, such as toilets running out of bog roll

You wont be on it. This site is monitored by the FAB who I am reliably informed have been in contact with the site owners asking for your account details so they can report your transgressions to the club requesting suitable punishments are administered.

Says the bloke that takes himself very seriously and get very, very angry when people take the piss out of him Thats for explaining your joke though, the best ones are always the ones you have to tell everyone was a joke