PompeyLass

Yeah, they con-joined twins.

ROFL. Damn smilies not working properly. ......

It's my brother & sisters birthday tomorrow.

No. Not until you change yours.

I'm no sinner's avatar annoys me.

Sorry I forgot the wink smilie thing.

No, because he finds it hard to be nice to people.

I'm not that fat.

No it was a picture of a dead pigeon lying in a pool of blood.

I think the first one is by far & away the best. Mods, can you sort it. Love ya.

You'll be dead by Friday.

Hard boiled actually.

I had an egg salad.

Don't forget your fellow TMSer's invites to the evening do.

I'm not a great fan of mustard.

I really want to post a picture but won't for fear of receiving an infraction.

Can't they stick him in the chair instead ?

Find me some suggestions then lover boy & I might just change it.

Pikey.

You should walk down to somewhere that has a dog bin & put the **** in that (we do with our dog poo) as for the rotting food you should buy a compost bin & put your raw veg/peelings in that.

I was so devasted that I had to ring the Samaritans.

Nope not at all. One of my ejit siblings put unwrapped food in the bin & it wasn't discovered until the following week when the bin was emptied & the lid left open.

We used to have someone come round & clean ours fortnightly but for some reason they don't come to our area anymore.

Cool. We had our fence panels replaced a few weeks ago & had a bonfire not long after. Still got about 3 panels waiting for the fire.

Sorry, just pulling your leg. Can't be arsed to go abroad this year so I'm going to do long weekends seeing family in Birmingham and just generally having the odd day off. Nothing better than 3 or 4 day weeks. Planning a trip to the Dam next year & possibly 2 weeks in Gran Canaria.