Tokyo-Saint

Last seen in the New Forest looking for Staplewood.

We will finish 4th just above Arsenal but they will win the Champions league and europate us.

Targett has the added advantage of being the best left back Scotland has ever had as well, plus he is a fine no nonsense detective, who doesn't always play by the rules but always gets results.

Yeah it's an obvious set up for a kettle bell smash.

Don't ruin the appreciation thread for my first born and future king of the world with that crap bletch... not here.... anywhere but here....

Push, push.... No too hard.... Push, now gently push.

If he licks his own balls, he will lick yours. Baby Jesus 7:11

I think the bible and baby Jesus is perfectly clear on this bear, Galatians 6:7: You reap what you sow.

How did you dad speak about it... you know 'after'..... asking for a friend who has an interest in sausages and alleyways.

Can you be more precise plse dad? Best name so far. I am hoping for £10 5oz baby, not sure my mrs is though. That's big isn't it?

I told you, bear has inside info. He wants to win and then call it some ridiculous novelty name like Brian.

Bear isn't giving the full information, he knows more but wants to keep it a secret to do insider trading and win the prize.

He aint going to play for Register Utd bear, FFS! He does have some standards you know.

The whole program was pretty painful. Having not been 'out' in Southampton for years, I had no idea about the ice bus or the MLG that works the taxi rank. What a pencildic he was!

The guys an idiot, in our promotion form the Champ season he tweeted that Lambert apart we were bang average. Then in the prem, he was on talksport saying how good he thought players like Lallana and Schneiderlin when he 'spotted' them in the championship.

But maybe Saturday...

Yeah, that's 2 defenders with severe disabilities and the Blind guy he had to play against, pretty much on his own! He did spend a lot of time moaning though. Sometimes he was still moaning about why the throw in didn't go to us while £300m worth of player was bearing down on our defense.

And the Blind guy who ended up taking over Luke 'Nandos' Shaw and creating some chances for Matta to miss.

I'm quiet interested in what's going on in the nurse pic. It seems like they are having an argument, however I can't see how this would be possible. If any male was faced with that woman in that outfit, I think we can all agree that we would just agree with her, at least for another 30 secs (3 mins if been drinking) later. It's a very unrealistic situation to be arguing in. I'm no Deidre but my advice would be less arguing, more boning.

Whatever Bletch, the end result is the same, people are inexplicably topless around the house. It's like Geordie shore or Ex on the beach or something, no one owns a T-shirt. And the Irish edition from the 80's was pretty similar.

She does use pictures of people just sitting topless eating lunch in bed and that kind of things. This often helps tell the more complex parts of the story.

True story, think I got rohypnoled once. It was a NYE party at Home House (posho members club in London) and all Champagne was included. We were sharing a table but not with with these two pretty fit girls (Russian looking) who were being chatted up by these seedy looking rich Arab types. Anyway, all the glasses where in the middle of the table, the beer was flowing like wine and I reckon me and my mate accidentally drunk some of their spiked champagne. His Mrs looked after him but I just wandered off into the night. I have no recollection of the night apart from a few moments. I may or may not have been raped by a rich Arab man/Dubai Phil. However, I think I wasn't really their type. They must have been pissed off when they saw me accidentally taking their roofie champagne and the Russian made in Chelsea hottie types drinking the normal stuff.

Send pics of the sex thief plse Tim. Also, what happened in the end with the bird at the game? After you have her the flowers, did you get a number or something number? If you didn't use the boveril voucher, can I have it?

No trolls question, at what point of being drunk do you lose responsibility for your actions? The girl was obviously drunk, not paralytic being carried like a rag doll but drunk. If on the same night, the same girl would have kicked or punched a police officer, would she not be culpable for her actions? Could she use the same argument that she was too drunk to know what she was doing? Not defending Evans here, just genuinely interested about how responsible for your actions you are when drunk.