Tokyo-Saint

Sorry about the Swiss thing, not my rumour. As I said read it on the Ugly Inside. BTW - I would 100% put Ferguson on the A-List. Everything I have heard or seen about him, sounds as good as if not better (potential) than his dad. i.e. 5 minute half time breaks followed by on pitch training sessions to keep muscles warm in the break. This reulted in his team scoring more goals between 45-50 minutes than any other team in the counrty.

The Ugly inside forum seem to think... Raphael Wicky, Swiss National Team is to become Southamptons new manager,whilst staying in charge of the Swiss National side.. Anyone on here heard similar or have heard of him?

Would be more than happy with wgs but don't really believe rumours on here. Still waiting on us being taken over by Red Bull, which we were all so sure about. I think the sad fact is none of us really knows anything. The Swiss were around for ages and the closest anyone got to a name was a woman with nice legs in a white suit.

Gillett has been one of our best players! It's strange how some people see the games. I think him; Spiderman and Lallana could make a good midfield trio. I agree we need some strength and size in the team for Lg1 but the whole team doesn't need to be made up of Sunday league Bruiser just because they have a few pounds. Lg 1 isn't rugby. I'm sure Barca would do ok in lg1 and they don't have a midfield 'enforcer'.

Really poorly put, came across as an idiot yob but I would still like to say NO to Tony Adams.

Wouldn't pay too much attention with Sky bet. A guy from there was on SSN this morning saying that if they have a few bets on someone they drop the odds. They got stung with M. Owen moving to Man U and don't want it happening again. So a load of hopeful saints fans backed by sightings around the town will make his odds very short. It would be nice though....please!

Mods aren't watching!?! Quickly, someone do something crazy!!!!

Godwin Antwi Liverpool Football Club Centre Back Centre Midfield Age: 21 DOB: 07/06/88 Height: 6ft 1" Weight: Nationality: Ghanian Michael Ball Manchester City Football Club Left Back Age: 29 DOB: 02/10/79 Height: 5ft 10" Weight: 12st 2lbs Nationality: English Alan Bennett Reading Football Club Centre Back Age: 27 DOB: 04/10/81 Height: 6ft 2" Weight: 12st 8lbs Nationality: Irish Free Transfer Amaury Bischoff Arsenal FC Centre Midfield Age: 22 DOB: 31/03/87 Height: 5ft 9" Weight: Nationality: Portuguese Free Transfer Henri Camara Wigan Athletic Football Club Centre Forward Age: 32 DOB: 10/05/77 Height: 5ft 10" Weight: Nationality: Senegalese Free Transfer Ivan Campo Ipswich Town Football Club Centre Midfield Centre Back Age: 35 DOB: 21/02/74 Height: 6ft 1" Weight: Nationality: Spanish Free Transfer To name but a few.

Anybody have a list of players that are either without a club at the moment or their contract has expired? For me Size and Murty would be a good start. We need a big lump upfront and some pace, if BWP doesn't stay.

Patience = Another time waster.... Swiss out!

Image from the Alps - Just before I press the button and transfer the money.......It says on the BBC website -10.......can someone please go over this with me....... NO!

He did sell pens door to door though!

My mate ****ged Jimmy Case's Mrs. while he was a trolley boy at Asda in C/ford. 100% true.

Why? I can't see them changing the name of the team. They have done this in other countries as it is more common there i.e. The U.S. I can see them changing the name of the stadium and the shirt sponsor then getting us into the top flight, ensuring their brand gets maximum worldwide exposure.

Do tell more...

He gave Micheal Jackson pain killing injections

he is the law!!!

I heard Lowe is coming back and bringing in Branfoot as his manager.

If we can't field 11 players, do we get to borrow some from the oposition?

Good point. Maybe top gear have something to do with it? I think they just missed out to Pinnacle because of the traffic on the Avenue. Clarkson was really upset as Hamster ran through the door with TL and the Jewish guy from Barnet, whose name I can't spell.

Optimistic, I know. But.... Any chance this is just a bargaining act? Like when you say "oh forget it then" when negotiating with some Looky looky man on holiday? Could they be doing the same to get the price right down?

That is it then! I might be cured of my painful supporting saints addiction soon. I'm off to support Man U or Chelsea or someone who won't drive me crazy!

Looking more and more likely that the real money man was Michael Jackson.

Vega failed to prove the existence of the necessary finances when asked to do so Sound perfect! Bring him into the farce.

I think it Shake and Vac