Tokyo-Saint

27 posts on a thread about food and no sign of Turkish? I'm getting worried, that's the cyber equivalent of seeing 6 milk bottles outside of his door. Maybe he choked on a cheese and onion pasty on Saturday, trying to secretly stuff his face with the hot vegetarian option between halfs. Can someone start a thread about expanding the stadium to the size of the camp nou just to be sure.

It's obviously Sour Mash or Charming man. By the way, you missed out the bit about knowing which songs are acceptable to sing and which are not.

I ***** slapped 6 people in the face with my season ticket just for leaving early. I will not be stopped, I am the hardest man on the Internet! (except supersonic who is obviously unmovable)

Saw Bart in Asda Chandlers Ford after the game. He was already shopping when I arrived and I left the ground straight after the final whistle. Must have been out the door like a shot . If there is a problem with Kelv, NA will have to be quick to chatch Bart before he is off. Reminded me of the last lesson of school when everyone had everything packed away and their arms in their coats 5 mins before the bell.

He is signing for them today according to reports on twitter.

Big Brother 'star' loves A big crowd. Bet he can't wait for the 7th. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/16/celebrity-big-brother-nicola-mclean-tom-williams_n_1208503.html

There we go, corrected it for you.

Haha exactly what I was thinking!

There's been a couple of tits of this thread alone.

I spoke with them briefly in Japanese at half time, just saying hello and that they are very welcome. They seemed to be having a good time but were a bit disappointed Lee was injured. They weren't very fit Bearsy, although quite friendly.

Jawillwill, I am truly sorry if my comments caused any offence to either you or the Japanese 'race'. You are right, one of us is definitely not funny or clever. I never used to be so scathing in my views of foreigners but Dune just keeps posting links to the mail or the express and I guess it has had an influence on me. By the way, do you sit behind me at games and offer intelligent incite on our style of play and tactics? Kind regards Tokyo Saint

Nic was buying some blue crutch less knickers as a gift for the skates, so that we can give then a good fu>king on the 7th.

I think there was a lot of South American influence at least at the start. I saw Boca play Milan in the world club cup final thing that is massive in every other country except here. I was in with the Boca fans behind the goal and there were loads of FC Tokyo fans and Tokyo Verdy fans in amongst them, enjoying the spectacle and trying to copy the support. They had on their own team tops but with Boca scarfs etc. The Boca fans kept singing from start to finish, reaching fever pitch when Tevez (I think) came on for them. Fantastic support, almost as good as the bestest from down the road.

No foreigners at our game (especially those trouble making Japanese!). I mean come on, It's hard enough to get a ticket as it is. Who do they think they are? Coming over here, buying our football tops, supporting our teams, spending money, showing enthusiasm..... This is ********, soon I won't be able to hear the guy next to me slate Guly at the top of his voice or the mong, I mean fan next to me shout "get it forward for f$cks sake!". As for those fekin banners! don't get me started. I could hardly see anyone in the Northam wave their season ticket. As for Lee as a player, well everyone knows those foreign leagues aren't up to much. He is going to run around a lot but be a bit light weight. Luckily we have Lambert who has a good touch for a big man to make up for the naive foreign player.

So should we for the less attractive games. Would rather have a family in on a discount than an empty seat.

I can see the problem with it. The problem is bullsh!t and the fact the OP hates being lied to. It happens all the time, people don't really know the reason behind something so they just make one up and 99% of the population just say, ok then. This winds me up as well. Without putting words into the OP's mouth, I think that if they had said, "we just need the names for the table planners and also because there is a security benefit to knowing who is in hospitality. Don't worry if you need to change the names of your guests before hand, just let us know". I think he would have been fine. It is when someone gives a broad statement like 'Elf and safety mate' that your are entitled to ask why. As for the their, there they're thing, it seems that it is obligatory to not understand this, to get a job in football. Anyone who uses twitter and follows footballers will testify to this.

*Turkish put tongue in cheek on steak and blow job day*

What about some half time entertainment? They could do a full Peter Kay style Amarillo with him dressed as our pet skate. At the end he can walk around the side of the pitch with a collection bucket, begging each an every single person for their forgiveness for previous acts of cheating and a few pennies to help pay for Tals wages. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8l5l1g0wA

This would be the Cortese equivalent of throwing some money in a bucket for them. I would think it is more to do with weakening them to ensure we get 4 points off them this year as providing cover for a position we already have cover for. Having lost their captain, their goal keeper and it looks like their anchor man, what is left for them? Their reasonably solid defensive pairing. Take away one of them and they have pretty much lost the spine of their team. Hopefully they replace him with someone like Olly Lancashire on loan. Sha la la la la la la la

pingpong said: ↑ if we have a rough game i can see our fans rioting. i am old but even i would be tempted. one last battle. 3 thousand strong blue army on the pitch. coins smoke grenades flares the lot. westood will probably end up in jail. lets go out with a bang scum wont know what hit them. Sh!t, I'm in bock 1.... oh no! Where's Turkish? Can I hide behind you? A nasty man with tattoos, a comedy hat and clown shoes wants to attack me!

Last post of the day. Yamms, I have emailed you. If anyone is interested in the other 3, I will sell them in two lots. Soton joe, that's exactly what I'll do if they don't sell. I just thought I'd offer them to people on here first as I though tickets for block 1 may be in high demand. I don't mind either way, just thought I'd give out the option to fellow posters. If anyone is interested in 3 or 6 of them, then let me know by putting an email address below. Cheers

Sorry mate, I can only sell as a set otherwise I might get left with a couple of tickets. If I don't sell them here, I'll just have to call customer services early this week. BTW, I am sure you can upgrade the under 17 ticket to an adult by speaking to the ticket office.

Due to a bit of a nightmare this morning, both me and my brother ordered tickets at exactly the same time. I may be able to cancel them tomorrow by calling customer services but thought I would offer them out here first. I have 5 adult and 1 under 17 ticket for block 1 row DD for both games. I will sell them at face value (plus booking fee). I am picking up the tickets before the Doncaster game, so you'd have to meet me at the ticket office. I will only sell them as a set as I don't want to be stuck with a ticket or two, I'd rather get a full refund tomorrow.

Didn't he take the goalkeeper coaching when we were in admin?

Dune, Will I be able to get 3 tickets for Pompey, 4 tickets for Donny, get half posted and the other half collected by a private courier company who will tract the delivery process using GPS? Can you let me know if I have to pay two booking fees for this and if so will I be able to write off any of it in my annual self-assessment? NB two tickets for each match will be given to employees who show commitment above and beyond their job spec...... is this a gift in kind?