Tokyo-Saint

Last time we were in the prem' we got some good attendances. I remember 10K+ turned up for one game, I think against spurs reserves. I remember they had just signed Rebrov for a lot of money and he was sh!t in that game.

The whole thread was actually part of an elaborate game on a Japanese game-show. It was set up by wireframe and myself just to temp you into replying. You failed at the first stage and therefore did not win a new Honda - hard luck.

I thought you were a mod?

I dislike all of you in equal measures, apart of course those of you I really hate.

Woooooooosh

This could be the summer we finally sign Antonio!

Let's sign Brian Howard, he's on a free

Out of interest, who is the best dressed out of Turkish, Charming man, Sour mash and the aunties choice VFTT?

I don't think he would want to socialise with half of the simpletons that attend our games regardless of what they are wearing. I know I wouldn't.

Is it fancy dress?

Why would Hoskins be off? Isn't he one of our hottest prospects? He is young and not on much, would be good to let him have another season out on loan, maybe to league 1. Having seen us release some decent players over the years, I would rather keep them on a small contract and give them time than release another Gazza (although it was only a trial), Townsend or Kevin Phillips.

Is there any evidence that we are actually going there or is it just okonomiyaki in the sky?

They play in the spring/summer in the evenings. It is not unusual for far bigger teams than us to come and play a few pre-season games over there, in fact I think R Madrid and Man Utd go there every year. These games are often televised and the standard is pretty good (the J league players are mid season, raise their game) and often a close match. It wouldn't be too difficult to schedule in a few matches with us as well. However, even with Chun, I doubt we will attract huge attention. The training facilities will no doubt be first class though and its a good way of getting our 'brand' out there. Also, I expect the players will enjoy it.

Don't let Turkish see you, he'll start a thread moaning about it.

I'll show you round, make sure you are dressed appropriately etc. Could be difficult to get you into games though. I heard that there was a Japanese doppelganger of you outside of the grounds to stop people like you getting in. Apparently they know who you are as your in all of their pictures.

You alright hun? x

They did but it was all undercover work. Big boy sh!t!

This is like one of those attention seeking posts you get on Facebook. The (always) girl posts something broad like "I'm so ****ed off right now" or "everything's turned to ****" then she gets about 18 replies from her dopey mates going "you alrights hum? X" or "don't worry about it, let's meet up for a drink". The attention seeking bird will never divulge what annoyed her in the first place, just wait until she has a suitable number of replies and then post "thanks guys you're the greatest". So there you have it, difinative proof that Turkish is not only a woman but I probably went to school with him/her and only keep her as a 'friend' as there is a chance she might upload some nice bakini shots.

Thank you! The really amazing thing is some people still don't get it even after the joke was explained to them. "I heard the whole of the king Alfred sing it at least 10 times..."

Are you saying Sam Hoskins is not very good and we are trying to offload him?

Just 3 years ago, some were saying Lallana would never make it. In a handfull of games I think Reeves has looked neat and tidy but a bit light weight. I doubt he is on a big money contract, loan him for a season to a team on the up (maybe cov if they get sisu out) and see how he gets on.

That's inflation for you. This economy eh?

You obviously don't remember 'Nam like I do.

That stuff you didn't say about the flare potentially attracting passing helicopters that might have landed on the pitch killing both players and fans - what a class A muppet!

He was saluting the flare which apparently has neo nazi overtones.