Tokyo-Saint

Brilliant! there is absolutely no way they will find out it's you. Full-proof.

Thanks Bearsy, sorry for the late reply. I was actually just having a McDonald's. Don't know why but after your post, just really found myself heading for the golden arches. They say a picture paints a thousand words, well you just painted one hell of a picture with your last 50 or so words. No need to send the link any more, it's all stored up in my head now, whether I want it there or not. Good job with the loop hole by the way. Have to say you have a skill with words of a sexual nature. Have you ever thought of writing a book? 50 shades of Bearsy?

You got yourself on his mass mailing list, well done.

This way please... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?21691-TSM-Crap-Joke-Suppository/page18

What's the latest on twitter? Any gossip?

Goro goro kind of means all sorts, as in whatever is in the cupboard.

Food looks ok, just a Katzu curry without the Katzu (fried pork schnitzel), healthy b@stard! As for his injury - mixed reports. I guess we won't really know until he gets in training and starts kicking the ball again.

Don't worry, they still will be.

Don't tell Dune!

And anyone who said "I bet it's a Muslim", they must feel like right idiots.

Can I be the third to say, probably some guy with a thermos of hot water and a pot noodle for the trip!

You can put her name in to Google and there is one 'good' result.

Ok, nobody move. I'm an undercover mod and I've seen everything (well almost everything). Bearsy, PM that link and no one will get hurt. I'll be the judge of if you have to do some hard infraction time or not.

You've been on the Muppet show for too long, you're picking up some of Bearsy's lingo.

Sounds rubbish, the punch line must have been good?

What's the Afgan girl joke buctootim? Must be good if you've memorised it.

I'm bottom of the leader board. Bearsy, I got an infection once (in my ear), I know it's not exactly the same but it is close spelling wise. Can I get half a point for that? Or can it count in my favour if 2 of use have the same points? Kind of like a goal difference?

You show me a girl who can’t cook, and I’ll show you a one night stand.

A few good mock twitter accounts out there, 50 shades of Andy Gray and 50 sheds of Gray being the best I can find. Apart from that, it's a dirty book to make women wet. Also, the main character is a bit fat so very popular with women.

Is Deppo really Bearsy? I don't see it myself. I hated Deppo but Bearsy is probably my favourite poster at the moment.

A statement of intent?

When we are chasing Man City, retention won't be a problem* *Actually, that is when the problem will be at it's worst.

Sexy nuns? Only a matter of time before someone posts that picture again. Can't wait, that is one of the best reoccurring pics on saints web along with the old, mobility cart woman outside fratton.

I'm guessing but I don't think he was shown around the message boards as part of the tour. If we did that, nobody would sign for us.