Tokyo-Saint

Somewhere up a rock from what I understand.

Wonder if he put on his sick voice when he called. Afro guy in the background shouting stuff, big Les going "you sure you are sick Ozzy?"

Ah but Lallana doesn't want you. In fact, he said that if you ever see play again, he will be trying to score against you. He hates you!

I'd like to hear more from goat boy.

Having had one of those, I can tell you it is no laughing matter and to be honest prefer just having the 9 inches now.

Is this the new thing MLG, to list coaching staff's medals? I am sure Anelka has won a few things but I wouldn't have him anywhere near the playing squad.

So which is it MLG? Who puts the cones out and makes the tea?

yeah me too but always thought she was the fittest ladyboy on the circuit.

Exactly, could say that about AL as well. Le Tiss didn't stay of his own accord, let's not forget he put pen to paper for another team. Something as real saints fans we would never do. Always fans over players. Players just care about themselves, fans care about that club. That extends to club legends as well.

apart from he signed for spurs till his Mrs didn't want to leave.

At the tennis. I did see one hot looking Russian in on if those white bum scratching poster outfits but when she got close, she was 9ft 2.

I was at Wimbledon today. It rained and there were no fitties. This thread is lies!

What would happen if he failed the medical. He has a known heart condition and this might put Liverpool off from paying so much money. It looks like he has burnt his bridges now. He might have to come back with his tail between his legs.

Any truth in the reports the medical had to be suspended after 60mins with James Ward Prowse coming in to finish it off?

Twitter skills is a vital part of the evaluation as well as potential 3-somes and snap chat nudes.

Obviously couldn't be arsed to read the first bit past the word game but when are we going to find out who the poster is? also, it is plugdic bletch, dicplug sounds like an international adapter of some sort.

I guess that's Alpine Saint.

It's only a matter of time on these things before someone posts one of the Williams brothers as a joke isn't it?

But they're much tighter when they are inverted bletch?.... unless you have a massive.... BBQ?

Who's that guy?

That last one was a bit ropey. This is some tennis bird. Apparently this is another one. And one for bear.

I think he likes have them boneless so he can insert his own bone.

Got a delivery for you bear, you free to collect it later? They are starting to defrost and stink the place up.

I saw this morning that Cameron's brother was head of her legal team. Pap, you can make up the conspiracy theory from here.

Reported it just in case bear. Let's get Steve Grant to judge, best not to take any chances.