Tokyo-Saint

Now that is the player we should have signed.

We seem to be used as a thread to not quite top players at big clubs, "Don't fanny around too much when you speak to X team or we just might accept an offer from Southampton for you. Before you know it, you'll be having lunch with Les Reed at a New Forest hotel".

It's not milking whitey, if you want milk, milk a cat.

Bitter green monster bletch, bitter green monster. While you were watching your friends try to look charitable by water boarding each other on facebook, we were saving lives by squeesing boobs.

But they are young and hungry and bound to improve.

There is a pacey direct winger at forest called Antonio we should look at. He scored 2 yesterday and seems to link up really well with the talented left back they have, Fox or something like that.

Is that the oldest joke saintsweb has ever seen Brett?

IMO Pap looks a bit rock star. He is somewhere between and

A mid table club? Doesn't sound plausible to me. Why would Man Utd want to sell him to a direct rival?

50 rep points Pap! Not for the ice bucket crap but for bravely putting up a video on saints web. Anyone else get bear at McD's drive through as a suggested video after as well? I didn't know so many posters were on youtube.

I hear they are after Ryan Bertrand, mlg.

is he hungry SSN?

Ward-prowse is the new figurehead.

Cliff Richard said to be enjoying some downtime before his court case starts. Good on ya Kitty.

Easy with the infraction gun there mods this isn't my Botham moment... look again.... now one more time, that's it.

I heard Shaw was having trouble fitting into anything these days.

Turks to the forum please.

He misunderstood that he had to go to work every day? It happens with TFL all the time. Reasonable excuse.

FFS Glasgow! I troll afternoons, you troll evenings and weekends, deal?

Wat u want mug?

These are the top 9 I like to use daily in no particular order. Obviously as the picture shows, lungs doubles as cock and balls. (no pancakes were harmed in the above pictures)

Let's face it 50% of the posters on here would get into double figures in the Eredivisie. The others would play a more defensive role, too pessimistic to get forward.

I believe the club checks with mlg first and not the other way around.

Just like when bear told us about the rihana like pro and his floppy cock, he was 'hacked'.