Tokyo-Saint

Please don't encourage Bletch. He'll only write longer posts.

I have a theory that the club received it's first bill from the Grand de Vere hotel, including room service and bar bill.

Seems strange, Poch didn't seem to like wingers when he was with us. Unless he is going to play in the Jay Rod role.

It's £4m, heard English clubs offered more but Liverpool took a loss so as to not sell him to a rival.

I don't get it, where's the pun?

20 scouts seemed to be much better when Cortese was manager.

20 scouts and no one saw it coming.

Probably hung over, smoked out and minor millionaire's knob rot. Can slow the best player down.

He'll be missed

Unlikely, bear is in Kavos at the moment with all the other vodka fueled benders.

Are you going to get it done? I know Arsenal is your 2nd team due to their excellent catering facilities.

Hopefully +£5m after Arsenal qualify for champs league groups stage and another £2m after his first international call up + VAT.

As a man who has harpooned a few Whales in his time, take it from me, you wouldn't want to hit one at that speed.

He'll get a few goals for them. That's for sure. Good work btw MLG. Back to school next week. You can correct the hell out of some year 7s and get it all out of your system.

Chambers in the England squad.

Lol, mikey motormouth isn't really a member of the coaching staff, I just made that up. Loose lips lallana was true but he plays for Liverpool's reserves these days not saints. Duh.

Sorry it is hard to tell when you are just laughing. Maybe that is why may Scots fancy going it alone. Also, I think they would survive long term, even if the boys in the city sulked for a bit.

You are missing the point Jimmy D. They are saying that they have as much right to the pound as anyone else does, it is Scotland's currency as much as it is Wales' or England's. If they leave the UK and are told they cannot use the pound they are saying, well why should we pay the debt on the pound? The pound has some value of course. It is an established currency and respected around the world. However, like all currencies, the assets are in fact debts. If they cannot not use the bloody thing, why should they pay the debt on it? It is a bit tongue in cheek but a fair point.

Russel Brand is not a ****, he is a funny ****. However, he can be a bit of a pussy as well at times.

Not all their fans are dicks! Russel Brand and Frankie Coccozza are pussies. And Big Sam is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a ****, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

That woman from Microsoft better get to work and sort this hoofball team out.

Worst first half in a long time. We never played like this when Cortese was manager. Why are we so direct?

The Southampton way seems to have changed.

Am I the only one that doesn't want to see Kelvin start? What's the point? I'd rather Forster got some game time and got to know the defense or Gnigga as he has a future.