Tokyo-Saint

It appears to be half boy half monkey bear. You said Brian wasn't your real name so we opted for something normal instead, well normal but a bit posh... Sebastian - wife's choice. I wanted Tokyo-Saint 2 but she said he couldn't get into posh school with that.

I'm not dead, I'm a dad. At this very moment I am at a breastfeeding club. This is nowhere near as good as it sounds. In fact I'm thinking of asking the NHS for my tax money back under the trades desription act. For the words 'breast' 'food' 'club' I was expecting something much better than this.

Yuki doesn't know beyond the top division and Maya, Japanese way innit.

Now god dam you non editing register now, not no. ffs Grant, this your way of getting a fiver off me? Stop me from mugging off Turks properly? God dam you to hell.

Thought you'd have learnt to stop hatein on the screws by no Turks. Any more time in solitary (UI) and you'll be eatin bugs like Papillon pal.

And disability cause of her blindness. Bear is right though, if I was a racist like Dave Roberts or Jason Roberts, I would just interview John Barnes, Paul Ince and Ian Wright then give whoever I wanted the job. No court in the land could say you overlooked a better candidate because of their race.

I know what you mean bear, I am being very conservative by being on the register at the moment. I was thinking about changing this but then saw Steve Grant on Turin last night eating pizza funded by fiver mountain. At the moment I am a floating voter.

You seriously don't believe this do you Pap?

This general erection is one of the biggest in recent history, I can see why some of you are all over it like a fat kid on a cup cake. The big knobs in the city do generate cash whitey but they also spunk it a lot and store the rest offshore tax free. I am a business owner and would hate for Labour to slip in the back door but you cannot deny the top 1% are getting richer while dregs like bear suffer scratching around down near the bottom on a zero hours contract, generally getting shit on.

Why didn't she say "but the homeless guy has mental health and alcohol issues brought on by an abusive father and absent mother. He didn't have the same chances as me due in part to an unfair society and posh wankers in big houses in Chandlers Ford desire to maintain their position like a Lord from Downton Abbey. I have more than him so as a comprise, I will do the gardening with his the first time, then he will be over to your nice detached house in Valley Park every 2nd Thursday, make sure you have the £50 ready in cash as he doesn't give credit to the likes of you. Not after the bugger up starting July 2007"? 3rd and final post being a socialist...that's the caring sharing society for you.

Yeah, I'm reading adverts while writing this 2nd and penultimate post of the day. Not sure if it is worth the hard earned fiver any more as I am not posting that much. They tried to do auto fiver snatch but I think my card they had registered has expired.

Did it really take the mods 8 years to work that out Turks? Turns out curry does slow you up.

This post was made in honour of Dickie Turks Bianco, may he rest in pieces or come back soon (depending on banning).

I just emptied my sack bear... inbox away

It's a real chicken and egg type thing.

What a day! Turks is back and him and MLG are having a traditional battle to celebrate.... this time in the muppet show. What a time to be alive! V Two men enter, one man leaves!

Yeah I agree, he can be a whining annoying twat who goes on and on and on sometimes.

Bob has full credit.

Yeah, Robert Carlyle dressed as Pap.

Mary?

Hey Brain, your lying, you ain't Paraguayan or Hawaiian you smell like a sea-lion and look like a Myan sacrifice to the god of wank.

They are either virgins or hairy to the playground lynch mob Turks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0emGxZxP5s

Why are you asking me why I am asking?

Is broken knee cap the technical medical term for it MLG?