Tokyo-Saint

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Name and shame Marsdinho, who is in the clique and what do they do to stop you and new posters posting? For the good of the board, let's out these bastards!

Hi Bletch Yeah I hate England Scotland matches. I generally watch every England match and support them from dire boring match to dire boring match. The usual tempo of an England performance is similar to you and Mrs Bletch on your birthday. Then when England play Scotland 2 strange things happen, 1) I suddenly find England and their fans massively disagreeable and arrogant. Suddenly I cannot see Clyne on the pitch at all or myself in the crowd, all I can see is Rooney, Ashley Cole, John Terry back from the dead and the crowd is made up of loadsamoney type characters and toffs. 2) England suddenly become a decent team, playing at a high tempo, keeping the ball but probing for chances as well. I watched a bit of the match and then put on Downton Abbey, that way at least one of the family could be happy. I played football manager.

More details needed plse.

Yeah I do feel a bit bad as they pretty much robbed his fiver. As a fiver is the usual deposit needed for a house in Liverpool and Barry has never actually worked a day in his life, this is big bucks! Then just as I start to feel bad, I remember it is Barry and can't resist a little smile.

Basically Brett classic is for dumbasses so they have to keep it simple for them.

yeah I do this once I get bored with the game and want to update players. I have in the past created non league teams that are loaded and gone from there but it is not something I am proud of.

Alone, the word is alone! Bletch made me buy an HTC so the phone can guess what I am trying to say (wrongly) and bdog can ask if I speak English. The word was alone and the subject was bonners, fill in the gaps!

Whatever it is B, you can't blame me for not even having a semi let one coming on here for months. Plus there was fun to be had helping Lugwig out with his grammar in the lounge.

To be fair Bletch after your fun with words and word association game, nobody has come in here for months.

Erm bletch, you are getting in the way of people calling me a genius.

Super sharp charlet shooting super sharp shots.

Looking forward to a bit of trolling, just don't become a complete bore again. Mix it up a bit.

Proof if ever it were needed that Steve Grant will do anything for a fiver.

Yeah heard him on radio 5 on the way home. He seemed most bitter that Evans committed the crime at a point Sheffield Utd were playing well and relying on him. He doesn't mind him playing on just sounds like he'd prefer it if he wasn't decent and didn't earn any money. Sounded like he didn't mind him playing football just as long as it was for someone like pompey.

Ludwig is a renowned ******.

apostrophe əˈpɒstrəfi/Submit noun a punctuation mark (') used to indicate either possession (e.g. Harry ' s book ; boys ' coats ) or the omission of letters or numbers (e.g. can ' t ; he ' s ; 1 Jan. ' 99 ).

Had a mate who had a rape case while on jury duty. Bird was staying at some guys house and sleeping in his bed. They got drunk, had sex, she then accused him of rape. The evidence was very weak and one person's word against another. 3 of the jury wanted to send him down, 2 said just in case he is a rapist, the other because they said they couldn't live with themselves if they let him go and he did it again. Best to be on the safe side, the guys life ruined, on the register as a sex offender for life, people like Turks trying to cut you in prison for being a sexcase but best to be on the safe side just in case. I seriously doubt the jury system sometimes.

You got a Garry Lucy like story goatboy?

I think we already have a new black box on order from Amazon complete with 6 students watching the Slovakian 4tg division on repeat.

Be prepared.

No, he wants to leave and then lost his place to Depay.

I was the same really, was around 6th first season then dropped off to 9th by losing the last 4 games of the season - poch style. Then 2nd season I started like saints but better, 10 wins out the first 10 games, then draw at old Trafford, middle along winning some, drawing some, then Topic decided he liked what he saw. Everyone else wasn't out.

Them? I can't be held responsible for impregnating all of them. Although I did have a let to drink. On that subject, the name Ched keeps springing to mind. Chedwin Park is such a beautiful part of Jamaica, with plenty of leg room. Tell the whole of the class please Bletch. Tim, your mail order bride with be with you Sunday. Apologies for the last one.

Yeah, big Kat decided she was sick of me being top of the league (much like the players players who kept saying they want to leave for European football despite me being 12 points clear of 5th place) and decided to sell up to a Slovian businessman called Topic (like the chocolate bar). Topic put £100m in and gave me £40m to spend in the Jan transfer window. Of course through I only got 3 news items on the takeover as the rest of my news-feed was busy with Lambert and Lallana banging on about how excited they were with our form.