Saint Keith

Holly Willoughby

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/7669298.stm never happy unless they've got something to ****ing moan about

friday, was still hungover from thursday. fell asleep at 10 saturday. played golf in the shunshiiiiiiyyyyynnneeeer. had good dinner afterward, lots of drinkies. came home, had row the teh mrs, went back down the pub, came home totally plastered and fell asleep on the toliet sunday. played golf again. bit of work in the evening 8/10

today. struggling through work, hungover from last nights drinking with Eamon Holmes. drive home from Tower bridge about 4, chill tomorrow. golf. beer. football. beer sunday. sleeps

here is my doggy

how much do the prostitutes charge? have their prices gone up as well?

no not really. it isnt that hbos had toxic debts that was the problem, it was that their funding model relied on accessing money via the money markets (rather than what building societies used to do which was take deposits. this is what did for northern rock as well). these markets have dried up, therefore they are finding its almost impossible to obtain the funds they need to meet their commitments

different kind of bail outs. over there, they have bought the toxic assets to remove them from the company's balance sheets. over here, we have simply pumped in loads of money in an attmept to increase liquidity and unblock the system, whcih may not have the desired effect, as banks may still be unwilling to lend to each other, as they still dont know the extent of the toxic assets being held

lose the gut definitly. or learn to spell

it does depend on what he got done for, and what the sentence was. i got done for abh jsut over 5 years ago, and did some work on a contract for an insurance company starting in April. i gave my consent to a crb check, and as i was 2 months away from it being classed as spent, i was constantly waiting for someone to tap me on the shoulder and march me out the building. but it never happened by the same token, i got offered a job with the fsa about 4 years ago, and then it got revoked cos of some bad credit in 1991:o

yes, well this isnt rowner you know keith

no, im on a tracker that is fixed at .24% above base, so every quarter point drop reduces my monthly payment by about £105. yes, it is an eye wateringly, painfully large mortgage

bank of england (and other central banks all at the same time) have cut interest rate by half a percent, a day early. w00t da sn00t £210 a month less on my mortgage

Dig Out Your Soul . very good, very 70's / pink floydy. apart from the single, which is the weakest track on there. what on earth possesed them to make that the first single:confused:

would be very impressive, except we only got married 3 years ago

can you please tell me what to do when your wife starts going senile ta

why is it only ex's that do things like that, never wives?

burtonwood services on the M62 the balcony in the great room at the grosvenor house on a train from southampton to sholing. (guard walk along and caught us in the act. oops!) being sucked off whilst driving along the M4 on the boardroom table in the office in maidstone

yeah, everones had it round here. i was quite poorly for about 2 weeks. lsot my voice for 3 days, as has daughter now everyone was fine until the kids went back to school, now everyones ill:mad:

why are Rotherham playing at the Don Valley stadium? havent they got their own anymore? maybe i missed that:confused:

well we ****ing ********ed that up didnt we

me too. have had these 3 days cleared in my diary all year. get up, walk the dog, bit of brekkie, few bets on ladbroke.com, then get settled around 12.45, moving only for my team game saturday afternoon cant wait, but think this ones going to be close. and you know who is going to get blamed by the papers if we lose by half a point on the 18th on Sunday ps, mrs keith saw that my diary was clear for tommrow, so arranged for us to go to a ****ing wedding reception. in the words of johnny ball, think again

yes, 1-2, could easily have been 4 or 5

mediocre, and thats being generous

watched the game and agree he was shocking, but so were the whole spurs team for about 75 minutes