Saint Keith

48 bottles, should just about make it plus 3 cases of beer

tonight. staying in, ********ed after last night parteh, and having to be with a client today. tommrow. take delivery of alcohol for next couple of weeks. watch the telly. friends in the evening. well, wifes friends, ergo, i will be bored to tears as usual. will sit in the corner getting plastered and slag them all off for being so middle aged sunday. blank. might do a bit of shopping. will be too hungover for golf monday. golf. out in the evening tuesday. christmas shopping, hove greyhounds in the evening

I left her walking like an orphan with rickets. you're not good enough for her any more

this friday, back on 5th. although i lose 2 weeks fees by not being on client site

shut up

suppliers who claim they havent recieved them :-k

working in call centres for 19 years i can vouch for that. i once said to girl "you've got a great face for telesales"

people who wear their ipods whilst walking out the train station, barging and knocking over everyone in sight, oblivious to the carnage they have caused people who use my desk whilst im out of the office and dont plug the network leads back in, and leave a pile of crapola on my desk people who leave stuff on the printer. for ****s sake, you pressed the ok button to print it, you cant have forgotten about it, now go and pick it up or im putting it in the confidential waste bin. mongtards people who barge in at the queue for the free coffee machine. HELLO-O am i ****ing invisible you **** people who rush to get in the lift just as the door is closing, causing it to open again. for ****s sake, there 8 ****ing lifts, just wait for the next one you ****ing corporate ****ing ****tard

well as she was engagement number 8, i did have other options. maybe i didnt choose wisely

Rupert

:smt097

and you dont need a wife for that. honestly, i would be better of with a PA and a Prostitute. it would be ****ing cheaper, and a lot less aggravation

she can ****ing buy it herself. and a new phone

oh, you really dont get it, do you :smt076 dont you think i tried that

got a blackberry, dont need it

wife last week " i want a new phone, and i want an ipod" so i buy her an iphone Wife doesnt understand it, so therefore wants me to send it back

:smt093:snipe::mad:

sold

yeah, the pair, not each

ive got 2 tickets, standing, and can no longer go. i think they were £35 each, £20 will do

well it will cost them at least £800 to have a contractor for those days, so quote that at them and work back from there

you see, you just couldnt help yourself, could you

well, id start with one that doesnt answer back

you missed the point. i have had friends with cancer. they didnt make it up, or turn the whole thing into a publicity stunt and tbf, i would like to crush her skull to death whether she is ill or not

spot on there. it really wouldnt be a suprise if after a few months she made a miracle recovery i swear if i had a gun, i would crush her skull to death with it