JonnyLove

http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/ Well Done Google

Better than the Pompey shirt one. I still remember the uproar and how many people went mental over that one.

I'll give you that 1. Although I know a couple of Gordies and he is not on their good side at present. Apparently he's a bit of a jumped up little ****.

TDD you getting almost as bad as Alpine Name an english striker outside the prem that plays in the same role that Lambert would play in. (Target Man as it were). And is better.

You sir are pure evil

i suggested this the other week most people laughed but he might not be international class but he alot better than heskey, crouch, cole. personally give him a friendly game and see what he does.

I think this just says it all. AP was not only help jeer (waving his ups at the crowd to sing up was funny) the crowd up. His attitude was to let the player have there moment. He is quite humble really. The moment at the end with NC & ML was more telling of anything that could be said in any papers or message boards. Then finally picking up the flag and waving it was perfect. So stop trolling FFS.

Barnard semi seaborne punch

Yep turned up today. Big tickets aren't they

MB can you Pm me what it is you used to do and also what it is you can do. I may have some contacts that can help you out. (Can't promise though). Can you also let me know where you are willing to work (distance to travel basically). Least I can try and do after all those special pm's you sent us in the past.

Yes a guy I work with has developed a couple of apps. I guess the next question is what is it you want. (and I am guessing your not wanting to spend to much to get it done).

Are u using the latest iPhone software. Secondly have you fully switched off and back on the phone sometimes it means a memory issue and needs a reboot

Yes but your getting less petrol for your £20. The most annoying thing about this is (as people who drive for a living will know) that the Gov has not changed the level of tax relief on the fuel for business purposes and infact de-creased it last time even though petrol had gone up. So those of us who drive for a living are being royally done over.

+1.

Stripper

I sold my iPhone 3g 8gb for £300. So this is a steal at £150

Just remember if there really good looking then it's a dude. (for some reason the LB's are more attractive than the girlies)

I am sure I read the other day (can't remember where). But Harry & Storrie have worked together before at West Ham. (And look at the issues they had after Harry left). And it was also Harry's recommendation that they employ Storrie at Portsmouth. (Again financial Mess) If this is the case. Rather interesting. What I want to know is why no investigative journo has ripped this all apart by now?. This would be the biggest scoop in years in sport.

Totally agree. (By the way for all of you people who are trying to work out if this is really really serious and we are totally stupid. Don't worry it is all done with tongue firmly in cheek. But it would still be great none the less. Come on lets start enjoying ourselves )

Nope is the simple answer to that one.

He can head, cross and shoot and also has a goodvfootball brain. Really the only player better than him is Rooney. Lambert for England

The stewards were quit **** last night kept getting us to sit down at the northern every 5 minutes.

Totally agree but stop detracting from the cause

He said inteligence

Deadly serious