JonnyLove

Billie ****e is the greatest blog / match reporter there is. The guy is a genius and should write them professionally for a major newspaper. Far moe entertaining than the usual toeing the line crap

Yes you do have a job. You started this blog and it's your own fault that it has become such a hit. Now do your job and entertain the masses

Oi Billy. It's Monday night and I have nothing to read get your blog up and give me something to laugh about. (Seriously though it is a great reed and I always look forward to reading it. Especially as I could not be there due to my wedding anniversary)

Johnson Paint Trophy. & League 1 Runners Up Trophy

Now having played it again last night every time I passed the ball all I could hear was the sound of a sensible soccer pass. It doesn't play like it but now you mentioned it it did remind me of the game. Tonight I hope to give FIFA a bit more of a bashing as I have played PES for over an hour now.

After what 4 years we can now finally bring back the PES v FIFA debate. Going on initial game play PES just feels more natural for me so I'm going PES. Nothing against FIFA but I just feel this year PES has finally brought itself back into contention and I really have enjoyed playing the buggy PES demo over the clean FIFA demo. It's great to have a debate.

So just finished playing both FIFA and PES demo's. Now I love the tackling system in FIFA really brings something new but the player AI in PES is just far superior. The game play flows your players actively look for space when your attacking and they try and get back to mark when your defending. I created a really smooth counter attacking move and within 3 passes I had floated about the pitch and got a great cross in (didn't score but came close) and it just felt like playing football. (Again this was on the highest difficulty as well). The fact that the players actively looked for space to make a pass or scoring opportunity really made it something of a joy to play. Ok the cut scenes are rather annoying and as I said the tackling is not the best but the overall feel of game play this year far out ways the small niggles I have with it. So I think this year it may be PES's turn to go back to the top of Football Games. Anyone else played both what's your views.

Played the demo on expert, Good difficulty (got dumped 4-0 by Milan in my first game but glad they were all outside the box stunner's not soft crap ones). The Tackling engine is great but i'm going to have to get used to this. Shooting is a little better and seems to be tweaked but still not totally under the players control. (As in a small delay). My biggest bug bear though is still the fact my players don't make intelligent runs or try and create space for themselves. However the opposing team does. Very annoying. Apparently PES this year have spent allot of time trying to get this right so I think i'll play the demo of this and see which one I feel is more Football than the other. For some reason Fifa feels very arcady this year.

Un hello it's Monday night the game was Saturday why was this blog not posted at 5:05pm on Saturday the 10th of September 2011. Grrrrrrrrr.

See this is my issue I think they should make all teams equal on line so you it then comes down to skill and not the team choice

Warming the muscles is not always the correct solution. It is actually better to stretch as part of the warm up and at the end of each session. For example. so 20 minutes, break down with a quick stretch, then start the next part with stretches then repeat. The normal cause for groin issues is normally due to a quick contraction and extension of the muscle (eg swing of the leg). If the muscle is properly stretched it should be able to cope with the movement better.

I only have one question. What is the likelihood of my wife giving me a blow-job?

I found that funny

I'm going to say that if you don't know them it's probably you then

Aston

I think it was irony in the fact his name is Seabourne. Danny was Sea()Bourne (born) I suppose the change should be Danny Seabourne he was born in the sea. Could be a worth a quick chuckle for stupidities sake but I doubt it will really stick

Quick question about Online play. When playing online on a standard 1-1 game are all teams equal i.e if I play as southampton and my oponent is Barcelona are all our players equal so it's fair or am I better off playing as a bigger team against these people?

I'm guessing you never read the Grimsby match report on which it basically said Tommy was less of a footballer than the match reporters 2 year old daughter

What the nice person said above. It's the only thing I use for ripping and video conversion. Good for Music as well

My friends went to school with him and played football with him and have always said he was a saints fan. I believe he has even said the same I take it you have photographic evidence of him at 14 wearing an Everton shirt?

Or we will end up with the new manager syndrome (again)

Are you his agent?

No He's Not.

I'm an optimistic guy. Take genital warts for example. I don't think of me as being desease ridden scum. I like to think me as Ribbed for her pleasure.

I can't read the text. Dark grey against black is not a good idea IMO.