Aardvark

John Cage's "23 minutes 14 seconds of Silence" (or however long it was!) It's got to be better tha all that Eye of the Tiger/Vaginal Clampdown rubbish

Ah yes! Then what would L2 become? L1B? The conference could then become L1C and so on down the line so that every club in the land all the way down to the likes of Totton FC and St Marys Primary School Reserves could legitimately class themselves as "First Division" football teams! :smt113:rolleyes:

Look it's quite simple. Initially there was just The Football League (FL). Then FL split into 1 and 2, soon to be joined by 3S and 3N. The last two metamorphasised into 3 and 4. So now we had 1,2,3,4 - quite simple huh? But no! 1 wanted distance from lightweights 2,3 and 4 and so became "Premier League" (PL) enroute to "Premiership" (P). But P's plan was foiled as 2,3 and 4 simply became 1,2 and 3 respectively thus maintaining the same distance from P! 1 (the erstwhile 2) followed P's elitist lead and became CCC. Again 2 and 3 (previously 3 & 4) became 1 and 2 so completing the transition from 1,2,3,4 to P,CCC,1 & 2 -all of which was merely a series of rebranding exercises!

So you were truly shocked at the thought of Diego going down on Gordon, but were relieved when you found out that it was merely the everyday scenario of Madge giving him good reason for facial ticks by sucking in the trouser department!!??

I hope you're not all expecting Svennson to be our rescuing "knight in shining armour" - he was unbelievably poor against Blackpool. But then what do I know? I appear to be the only person who thinks that McGoldrick had quite a good game on Sunday! (awaits hail of abuse!!)

Ooh Phook!:mad:

I'll bet any money you like against any odds that you like that we don't end up with 17 points from those 6 games.:cool: