Midfield_General

From what I hear from people close(ish) to him, he is likely to be off. That would also make sense of why it's gone quiet on transfers. Presumably we know the money is coming but trying to do the deals before it's common knowledge which will push the prices through the roof. I hope he stays but I think it's pretty unlikely.

It all makes sense, doesn't it? - Pardew and Ashley both cockney geezers - Ashley falls out with Hughton, wants to bring in his own yes man - Ashley taps up his mate Pardew in the close season - Pardew not getting on NC cortese, jumps at it - They do the deal – Ashley says as soon as Hughton slips up, I’ll come and get you - Ashley starts undermining Hughton – no new contract, fires backroom staff and doesn’t replace, trying to get him to walk, but he won’t - In the meantime Pardew loses interest at Saints, neglects close season, hence rubbish start and unfit players i.e. Lambert - Self-fulfilling prophecy - bad start, Pardew goes - Hughton unfortunately does rather well, gets Newcastle up to 11th, smash Sunderland 5-1, fans like him, players like him, Ashley can’t fire him without looking like a mug until they start losing a few games - Then the first sign of any kind of slump, Ashley takes his chance and fires him - Pardew on first plane to Newcastle before the job’s even been advertised/ interviewed - Pardew appointed 6 months time – Newcastle in turmoil, Pardew fired, Shearer brought in Newcastle relegated. TEXTBOOK

Mate you are a legend - I'm staying in Holetown, I'll have a look and see if it's still there. Sounds spot on Nice one cheers

Staying in Holetown - the Beach View. You know it? Looks amaaazing

Staying in Holetown - the Beach View. You know it? Looks amaaazing

On a similar note - I'm going to be in Barbados... can anyone offer any local knowledge as to where might be showing it? I actually tried to move the holiday but the missus went mental

I just voted 45 times. And now it's 36%. Fishy cretins can't even programme a web survey properly

Yeah I'm in. And I hate you.

Shot in the arse And he's to blame He can't pronounce His own name

Just repeating the rumour that was doing the rounds last night on the other thread re SSN announcing he'd signed, then the club denying it. No proof, just repeating the rumour as lots of people don't seem to be aware of it...

He failed the medical, didn't he?

Turn up in paper party hats and sing happy birthday every few songs. He'll love it

Matty's next book: "Get rich or Ditrying" (coat)

If you're going to go onto other club's boards and try and wind them up, it's probably best to do it without coming across as illiterate. Doesn't really reflect that well and kind of undermines your position when they all rip the **** out of you

I've just installed Google Chrome and Flash player and it's working in that F*cked in IE though

I just get the google search page as well I'm all paid up... wtf?

Yep, that's what I had in mind when I was painting that little picture... even better if a 42 year old MLT had come out of retirement to score it, for Hull or someone (not that he'd ever play for anyone else...)

Picture the scene... Depleted, knackered, skint Pompey need to draw their last game to stay up. 1-1 with 5 mins to go, it looks like they're going to do it... then Saint Niemi let's the softest of 30 yard bobblers through his legs, it dribbles over the line, and the Skates go down. He turns and gives the slightest of winks to the camera as the blue few go berserk for his blood. I would love it. Just love it.

Michael Bridges, page 6: Click on his detailed history and apparently in 2004/5, he played one game for Bolton Reserves, and managed to score -1 goals. Sign him up!

I'm just gob-smacked by the attitudes of some of the people on here. A few weeks ago it looked like we weren't going to have a club to support next year. Now thanks to this guy and his team we are not only within a whisker of not only keeping our club, but also having MLT at the helm, potentially a really exciting manager the likes of which we wouldn't have dreamed of until recently, and a united fan base for the first time in a decade. Not only that, but he/they take the time out to write articulate, professional, updates to keep us all updated. And some people have a pop at him?? If I was him reading some of these responses I'd be seriously questioning whether it was all worth the f*cking bother. Wind your necks in will you, you're acting like spoilt children. Let him finish the job. Tony and team, I for one think you're conducting yourselves in a fantastic fashion, can't wait for you to resolve the last few bits and bobs with the FL to complete the deal, and will be eternally grateful for you saving the club I love.

Mr Lynam and the LEGEND that is Matt Le Tiss, all I will say is: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU O:) SAINTS FOREVER

Yep. Mods?

I can't believe how little effort the club seems to be making to solicit donations. We go out of business in 3 weeks unless we can find half a million quid down the back of the sofa, but looking at the OS, you would hardly know there's even a problem. For example: - No flash on the landing page saying that the club is accepting donations and how to do it if you want to (e.g. linking to an online payment system or at least a phone number) - No big or visible link on the homepage saying the same thing - Nothing in the navigation - No post on here - No email sent to their database etc etc It really doesn't take that long to do this stuff. One day max. if they put their minds to it. Get your finger out boys, the clock is ticking