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No. But all the clapping seals in the crowd at the fans forum think otherwise - or are too scared to affront their ‘gaffer’

Fair one. Having had the very shitty end of gastroenteritis myself, it wipes you out for a good while. Last thing I’d want to be doing is be puking and shitting all over my new workplace every half hour. What a way to announce yourself 😂

Are we genuinely researching gastroenteritis for clues?

Isaac Hayden would be a great signing.

Well well well.

Written for their local rag too. Bitter articles like they do in the Portsmouth news. Waaaaah it’s not fair booo hoooo

Loved that chant 😂

Yeah, that what I was trying to remember. Noticed that too. 👀

Good, ‘cos it’s fucking terrible.

It’s simply not right to pigeon hole the women’s team stuff into a one hour forum. I’ll be frank and honest with you - I don’t care and the groundswell of opinion would be the same if people are openly honest. There simply isn’t the level of interest in it to have a huge chunk of the forum taken up by it. They should have their own one. Besides, it’ll rid the men’s one of the bloke with the dubious hard drive and pink GK shirt on.

I felt the guy in the crowd rightly asked about the goalkeeper position and got shot down by Martin (fair enough) but why did some of the crowd feel they had to applaud Martin? I’m pretty sure it’s not that partisan in favour of Bazunu if they were being honest with themselves. It was a complete waste of time mostly; questions about the women’s team (sorry ladies, I think you should have your own one for those who are interested - I’m not) and we should just shut down the likes of the bloke in the pink top as that’s something the club can handle via other methods of communication - not the sort of shite fans want to hear at forum limited to one hour. We want to hear about tactics, management, players, transfers, hopes and expectations, the financials of the club, ticket pricing and affordability… not shite about saying welcome to Southampton over a tannoy. FWIW, loved Wilcox. Adam always seems a bit nervous and on the brink of putting his foot in it. Martin was standard. New CEO… not sure, yet.

Fuck me and he wouldn’t shut up. Melt

About price capping/help with pricing. A decent a valid question.

Time wasting dirge.

I’ve heard more from Marianne Spacey Cale than from Russell Martin. Literally only been 2-3 decent questions the rest has been truly horrid.

Perfect club for an arm waving, gesticulating nonentity pretend hard man.

🚨🚨🚨 no doubt 🚨🚨🚨

That has to be one of the poorest off the ball performances I’ve ever seen from a Saints side I can remember. Utterly woeful. Zero shape or organisation. Total football going forward, total chaos defensively. Having a GK who can save shots would be helpful.

Glad I’m not the only one who thinks he’s fucking shite.

Liverpool can waaaaaahhh all they want but they fucked around for weeks knowing the valuation so bollocks to them and their crybabying.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0g5lb96

Martin has read the room there. In agreement with alot of the fans that we’ve still too many wasters with delusions of grandeur

It would appear that if you get in our faces we still have last seasons mentality of crumbling. So hopefully Norwich don’t get in our faces.

A day out to the Hessenthaler heritage site?

Yep might seem harsh off the bat and yes, I’ve saw him play out of position but I expect to see something for £10m. Then again, perhaps my bar is too high as we have made it our club speciality in recent seasons buying footballers for extortionate amounts of money who can’t play football. Hello Paul O, Lyanco etc👋🏼