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Just a few tweaks mate. No need for an overhaul. Top squad, this.

Shouldn't just be closing down threads because people don't like it... I subscribe to the Gunn isn't great view, but apparently, the mods don't... so thread closed.

Apparently, he has all the makings of a top defender.

Fair enough, but I'm just wondering how someone who is younger has a guaranteed upwardly trajectory in terms of ability?

It's a very odd place this. We're a squad of has-beens, never-will-bes, youngsters and runts. It's a fukkin miracle we are where we are considering... and just because we are there, doesn't mean we're certain improve next year. He's an exceptional coach with a sh1tty squad to sort out... its really does require some major surgery if we have top 10 aspirations. We'll semi-back him this year, then push him out the next.

McCarthy got pillared on here for a couple of half-whoopsies. Gunn's done a few now yet everyone still thinks hes the answer. McCarthy is far more solid IMO.

Forster was never, ever good. *moves blonde locks to one side*

Tbf, this is the guy who gave Hoedt and Forster world-class stats on FM.

Better than McCarthy apparently. Never has been never will be. Forster was better than boruc too on here. Absolute tards on this place.

Loved it on here when some on here said he had an attitude. Same applied for Bertrand apparently. Both thoroughly nice blokes all told.

It’s just a shame they’ll be dismantled at the end of this season. Actually not a shame - fukking annoying

Good job uncle les wasn’t around when Olly Lancashire and Jermaine McGlashan we’re knocking around as they’d probably still have a year left on their current contracts with us now.

It’s not the team, it’s their fans. Utterly detestable. They’re best summed up on this...https://youtu.be/UsQ2h1I21Ks Though it’s them just being “cheeky scousers” Horrendous humans... blame the authorities for being allowed to drink too much, blame the authorities also for not enough police, blame other clubs fans that it kicked off, blame the ground condition and also blame the fences at the ground ... and beforehand smash up a jewellers and not pay for the tickets and then claim the surge was to protect a 12 year old boy being beaten by the Juventus fans. Literally every excuse going. It’s never them. Good comeback though

I’d imagine it’ll be light grey with luminous yellow

Lol saints bottom. Says it all.

Well he’s definitely in the same league of berks as Jeremy Wilson and Alex Crook. About 95% of the country hate them.

The only person who thinks hes any good is Dave Watson most likely. "Yeah, Ralf, he's amazing mate" *brushes hair to one side*

Who gave you that idea

Yep... and a filthy night out too.

I’m sure if we can get Dave Watson to drop kick the ball to him a few hundred more times it’ll improve him.

Equal pay please.

Yup, this.

Great stuff, that. Feel for the fans that went.

The retards on here actually think he’s good, so it’s probably pointless trying to explain. But yes, he cocked up as usual and typically did since he joined us. He was just lucky he had a brilliant spine in front of him for a couple of years. He’s never been able distribute, always been slow, parries everything into danger, never commands his box, zero agility, flaps ... hes awful. Apparently he’s just out of form though. Or my favourite excuse ‘carrying an injury’

Well it’s always nice to have a reminder of a few things; 1. How brilliantly RH has done keeping us safe with such a shi1t squad 2. How awful FF and ME are.