Crab Lungs

And while I’m at it... what a gutless group of players we have. No real accountability, just empty platitudes and generic fist pumping. I genuinely dislike most of them. A truly crunch game and we get served up this. Getting bossed by every team on your own patch... pathetic.

The whole club from too to bottom are the most insincere, pompous sh1t-talkers in the entirety of football. A pathetic, flaky, wispy, gutless amoebic group of sh1tehawks. They’re disgustingly disgraceful.

Been saying for seasons, zero spine physically and metaphorically

And there it is. Not entirely his fault as he’s out of position and at least had a go at crossing, but with his good foot he’s terrible anyway. On this side he normally just cuts back and slows the play down.

Not sure I get the love for Cedric at LWB, he can’t even do RWB that well.

If we were 4th coming off the back of 6 wins I’d have been happy with that performance. The fact it’s come at our lowest ebb certainly gives you a little bit of hope for the future. Just a bit.

Ok that wasn’t too clever from McCarthy. Only got another 25 mistakes to level up with Gunn now.

Proper goalkeeper finally. Never play gunn again, ever.

Really good stuff defensively. Except for Hojberg. 10 yards away from his man every time and telling other people to mark.

Good post that

We have such shockingly bad players that it doesn’t matter how much you try to organise them, they are so bad they just don’t get it. And then in front of an inept defence is worst midfield partnership of all time. The most flakey, false double act we’ve ever had. Zero protection, zero spine. Disgraceful set of bottlers that market themselves as all action, Premier league footballers

I’m not trying to be a **** and continue this on but I’ve never been levelled as a racist before, I’m quite stunned. I abhor racism. That said, I’m not going to apologise for using the term ‘potless chinaman’ because that is exactly what I meant; a Chinese man with no discernible funds and a dubious financial background. That’s what I meant. I’m not slurring him because he’s from China. I’m not generalising billions of people. What exactly is the different between this and calling someone a skint Scot? Or broke Bulgarian? Maybe in other countries it’s been used a slur - did I mean it in a derogatory sense? Nope. I’m dumbfounded, honestly.

Do you know what, I’m normally quite reasonable but you’re definitely pushing my buttons. Report me for racism if you feel that strongly ... if you genuinely think I’m a racist. I’ve not chosen to insult you. You’ve chosen to be offended - that is probably more apt.

So, do you think I am genuinely racist?

Lmfao, that was me. Racist? Good one pal. Good one. #generationsnowflake #generationiwanttobeoffended

This has been coming. We've spawned two lucky wins this year but we've been abject in almost every game this season. Flat track bullying a poor Pompey side has almost enabled this sorry, pathetic charade. The culmination of so many problems, so many poor investments, constant squad imbalance and managerial changes, on and off the field lethargy has come to this. No one person can shoulder all the blame but it's only right its distributed fairly and squarely - but where the hell do we begin? Firstly, Kat and Gao - a disinterested heiress of millions who sold us down the river to a potless, self-interested chinaman who has not once demonstrated to the fans what his intentions are. Not once. The team; a gutless, spineless bunch of wimps full of empty, vacuous platitudes in alignment with the clubs marketing, almost mirroring the off the field rubbish with their performances on it. We have about 3-4 absolute 'ghost' players; they never, not once, solidly impact in a game or a run of games yet continuously get entrusted with wearing our beloved shirt. Our captain, PEH. One of our many 'ghost' players; a fist-pumping, ardent clapping non-entity of a footballer (I use that term in it's loosest sense) who alongside an alleged local homegrown hero, JWP, has failed to dominate any midfield this season. I feel for Romeu, battling the tide with these two aboslute losers chuffing around beside him. Them two alone are the epitome of what we've become - an empty, pointless, soulless vessel drifting into oblivion. Ralph - it's like he's had some form of head trauma and is now making bizarre decisions on a consistent basis, despite the obvious fragilities. He's got an excellent pedigree and last season proved what he could do, extracting some incredibly exciting performances from a very lightweight and poor squad. Since Rohl's went, it's like he's been either trying to prove a point or has gone completely mad with some of his decision-making. Why? Recruitment - Reed and Wilson previously but what about the constants at the club - the dozens of nerds in tracksuits on their Apple Mac's advising that signing the likes of Hoedt, Vestergaard, Gunn, et al is actually a good idea? Millions of pounds invested by a bunch of faceless dweebs with no accountability when it comes to spunking your season ticket money on 4 minute Youtube videos of glossy dross. The fans. Aside from the delusional pocket of optimists who think we've got a good squad and that we could be 'the best of the rest' every season, we've allowed this to happen. We've meekly surrendered over the past few seasons, accepting the steady, painful disintergration of our squad from top six to top ten, to mediocrity and then finally, to this - our lowest ebb. Those behind the scenes - do you seriously expect us to believe that you are acting in the best interests of this club? Are you ethical and honest? Nope, I don't think so. Look at our main club sponsor. They barely even exist. I hate to use the word 'cancerous' but this is what it's become. What's the solution with so many problems? Being relegated to the Championship won't help us 'clear the deadwood'. It goes so much deeper than that. We can't sustain the turgid rubbish we've got on our books or sell them on, even with the finances and spotlight of the Premier League - imagine how hard it'll be a division below. We would lose anyone half decent and be left with the runts of the litter, the outcasts we can't shift on. If you think this is a mess, I'm going to hazard a guess that'll be worse. Apart from maybe Ralph and a select band of honest pro's who will be hurting today like the fans, the rest of the above should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves; ruinous with utter contempt they've shown this clubs fans. You don't get pumped 9-0 at home as a one-off. This has been a continuous, painful slide into the abyss over time.

That is awful, that cannot be composed by a journalist, surely? How did it get approval as well

Lmfao. Abhorrent pile of w4nk

One thing I will level at RH though - using Gunn, Vestergaard, JWP and Hojberg. Utter cr4p

That, and the absolutely mind boggling turd recruitment over the last couple of seasons. RH will be a success elsewhere, but definitely not with this sh1tshow. Massive lol. I’m sure Hojberg will give the fans a fist pump though.

Vardy v Vestergaard. Wonderful stuff.

Yep. But now he's scored a couple and all of a sudden, he's becoming a top player now according to some. Sometimes, good players just don't fit in at clubs. Sometimes, they just need reinvigorating somewhere else. This is definitely not the case for Moi. He's just rubbish, full stop.

They're not saying it now... as people are slowly realising he's utter f()cking cr4p... but they were. Still a few holding out though with excuses like; goalkeeper coaching, whole teams fault etc... Now he doesn't have the most robust defence or midfield in front of him but if you let in 1 goal every 1.8 shots and every other part of your game is average to terrible then chances are, you're not very good. As he's proving today. That said, he'll pull one save off and everyone will forget again, much like Forster until he got abominally bad.

He's always stole a living - he's never been good at anything. Fist pumps alot though.

Top GK mate. Apparently.