Crab Lungs

I sincerely hope he does the rounds with the Kevin Keegan story. About time we heard that again.

Not directly him but as usual, 3 shots, 3 goals. Only saves things if it hits him mostly.

How dare you say that. That cannot be true. I don't remember our lot getting on Pelle's back after 2 games or Tadic's at all.

Our fans really are a load of bellends. 99.9% of them wouldnt' say anything to him in person, guaranteed.

Forster and Gunn let in a goal every 1.2 shots, so we should be at least be grateful to have a keeper with at least the basic skills to keep goal, even if his kicking is a bit iffy. If McCarthy had a decent defence in front of him he’d be regarded and lauded on here.

Prob a lot of NI contributions to settle up

Don’t move the ball quick enough or direct enough to break down Burnley. At all

Said that too. Bloke is f()cking useless. Utterly contemptible defending. Useless pr1ck

I've watched a couple of games and dipped in and out on a few and hes been barely tested, still flappy and not really tested with the exception of the Rangers cup final game. He's massively overhyped, as he always has been.

What turnaround is that? (not aimed at you, but to the others who genuinely think that). He has 1-2 shots to save per match on average.

I wanted to further contribute to that and its closed. Was drifting a bit off topic but come on, did it really need closing?

We are self-sustainable club. We are self-sustainable club. We are self-sustainable club. We are we are we are we are we are we are we are.... etc Oh, and we must sell before we buy. Everyone else does. Except they run into a deficit when they do, we don't. Ever.

Pointless trying to argue with what effectively is a human robot. It's two separate issues; we haven't nearly spent as much as most similarly sized clubs, and what we have spent we have spent poorly. I'm of the opinion that you can pick up some seriously good players for less than £10m around Europe; well within our transfer and wage budget - we've just spaffed it on dross in recent seasons. Absolutely terrible reflection of our much trumpeted scouting dept (which is basically a gaggle of nerds measuring running gaits). If Ralph was to sign a new contract, we really should go balls deep on backing him if we need to. No more net spend cr4p... if he can achieve what he has with the meagre resources available, imagine what he could do with a squad actually assembled by him. Won't happen though.

Optimistic there. Sorry, one and a half!

When we refuse to pay him a penny more or stitch him up with a meagre budget a statement will be released that will look something like this.....; "Southampton Football Club regret to announce that first-team manager Ralph Hassenhuttl will be leaving the club at the end the current Premier League season. Both the club and Ralph mutually agree that a fresh start would be in the best interests of both parties. The club would like to place on record their sincere thanks to Ralph and his team for the past two and a half seasons and wish them all the best for the future. A further statement will be made in due course. We March On."

ughhhh Gunn. 'spose it us the cup tho... Rest of team... not too bad.

We've done that already, which would suggest we're badly run.

Could not agree more.

He will be League One'ing it within 3 seasons. Utter tripe, despite his unfamiliarity with the positions he's had to play.

I agree, though I think that does a little disservice to Koeman who did have to rebuild a large chunk of the side after the exodus. It's imperative we back Ralph, but we won't. Sell before buy ad infinitum til these utter parasites are gone.

That B-anter team was awesome. The characters on it...

Of course, you're still here but you're still one of my fave posters. Had to be said. Still curious to who you are though...

Yes. Then removing it and denying it, but secretly hoping someone would 'quote' the post so it repeats itself

Monty's Turban. That was me after Granty banned me for the umpteenth time. As was Saint Sausage. I now behave as my orginal handle, Crab Lungs.

The only 3 people I miss are Caged Tiger 1 and 2 and chompy. 28_F.