Crab Lungs

So, whose been lucky enough to trap one of these far-eastern beauties? Got a real "thing" for them at the mo, kinda inspired by watching Babel, but mostly inspired by this... Anyone else "into" them?

I'd like to see more regen players with ridiculously names: Belezoglu Trundle, Fernando van Bellamy etc.

If I was, errr, Hawkinged, I'd definitely download myself some new voices. Sven, Robocop, Joe Pasquale etc. I'm sure it'd amuse everyone in the circles I move in.

BBC get goatsed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ANHDwEss08

Reverse goatse, anyone?

I thought we should very good. Here's my contribution. Damn, she's a classy girl. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/232451/britney_spears_stoned/

Legend (and a complete screw-loose cvnt!)

I'm just going for the pre-match baby oil application.

Novel idea by supermarkets to save themselves some cash on employing mongers to do it. However, that means you get civvie mongers fumbling around with their food, trying to find the barcode, taking twice as long as a normal queue. Regardless, I bought some new breakfast cereal t'other day. Was lovely

LMFAO They've cost me sooo much money over the years with their failure to provide a decent service... so glad I'm just a few weeks away from driving myself to work now. Phew.

How is that "clever" ??? - It's ****ing sad. As is staying in on a bank holiday weekend and posting on here. Me? Well, I have my reasons but I suspect you do not.

I thought this young lady was worth a bit of tappage, but suddenly I got confused after listening to her voice... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympics/athletics/7578732.stm Wha dee fook is her voice sooooooooooooo high pitched? Still, I likey and I'd let her scream my house down, even if the neighbours did think I was gadding an adolescent.

Sadly, Jill has never once grasped "humour" or "wind ups" - her ickle brain struggles to process such stuff... Poor Jill

Lol - "taxi for Essruu!"... Oh.

I wonder where Chump Pahars is to give us the real "ITK" lowdown on Jan's coaching ability? LOL

I just hope the doom mongerers start to lighten up a bit. Oh, and as for Derby. LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO gutted, you turbo-cu-n,ts.

Any chance we could run out to this beauty? Or maybe even this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47OF_kbHP8o&feature=related

Totally agree, it's infuriating every time I see the offside flag go up and lookn only to see John lolloping back into "position", sometimes gesticulating to the lino. Bring back Marek and bring back his pony tail!

Awwwww nooo, we're fooked if Coppell's got a daughter whose got a nice pair of legs...

Can't wait for the arrival of Pulis' son. :-S http://www.clubfanzine.com/stoke_city/v2.showNews.php?id=3410

The "Svensson pens new deal" is blatantly in place to neutralise, in some way, the nasty shock some will get when they announce "Davies to Stoke"...

LOL I will contribute, just not yet. I have demands to bet met.

Hi Gio Long time, no speak! I'll do it, but can't send you a PM with my no though. :-(

That's pretty much exactly word for word what I've heard. Spooky