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She's one half of Russian pop duo T.a.T.u Don't ask to see a pic of the other one, not nearly as nice as loose Yulia. Oh, how i'd love to suckle her.

For the time being, yes. It's all about Yulia right now.

I'd love her penetrate her borders, that's f'sure. Opinions?

hi mate. we're ok now, stuey gonna pick us up. although i really aint sure if i am fit... :S we'll see...

ummmmmmmmmmm, hi. hello. errrrrrr, dont spose there is anyone willing to stop by my house tomorrow, to errrrrr, give me a lift to the game? ummmmmm, cheers.

Is christian rape OK???

Yay. Two's up, me old fruiter!?

I'd defo drink Gabriella Climi's fanny phglem. Two straws.

Are you saying Younes Kaboul isn't a world class centre-half? *snigger*

I will then.... can you get me a job though? Or put a word in. (pretty please.) Er, oh yeah... what the hell do you do anyway?

Unfortunately I did not witness this, although I did at a later stage witness a Makin/Bennett centre half "dream-team" which was as close to a footballing nightmare as I've ever been...

Southampton, as a city, is ****, full stop. No if, but's or maybe's - its' ****. The people are **** too. Mostly pretentious or yobbish, you are almost guaranteed to see a couple of fights if you go out on a Friday or Saturday night. The crowning dollop of semen on the stodgy ****-cake that is Southampton is the SCC. Anyone who has worked for them will know this...

Roman Pavlyuchenko. Aside from the rest of the squirty, unpolished turds on display v Villa tonight, I don't think I've seen such an inept performance as Pavlyuchenko's this evening (although Corluka run him pretty close...) £13.4m, or roughly a third of Berbatov has been spent on this ruskie clogger who displayed an absolutely shocking ineptitude for football as I've ever seen in recent seasons. Christ, I'd rather have had Vladimir Putin upfront than him. Can't pass, can't shoot, can't head, can't run... I would say I feel sorry for Spurs, but I don't. I hope Martin Jol is pouring himself a nice german red as I type this... (apart from the above, has anyone else seen such a pathetic as debut as this...?)

And Kevin Gibb... Oh.

Fish? Poooey. Japanese women? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Ahhhhhhyeeeeahhhh

"Honey, I shrunk the kids"

Looks like Jamie White might have ********ed up all four of my accumulators. Arse-candle.

Right, it's been nice chaating but I samose I better have a baath now... not long until the game.

Obviously couldn't be bothered to read through the thread as there was no Japanese women on it, but I'm assuming Mr Bates is alluding to the time shifting thingymejig in Switzerland???

Japanese. Women. Please.

Oh behave, kippy - you have a fine stride and an equally fine posture. Be happy.

If he's up for it, why should he miss out?

Oh, I still would.

Get back in your sub, you.