Crab Lungs

Spot on.

I like it alot

I'd say no to the Perry at DM, however - the times I have seen Wotton play at centre half, he's looked quite useful. We might have one of our CB solutions right infront of us, we just need to realise it...

I made a point about two/three seasons ago that if you're rubbish ,you're rubbish - it doesn't matter what league you are in, if you aren't very good at football, going down the leagues won't make a jott of difference, so therefore I agree with what you say to an extent. I think when I made the point I was referring to the likes of Jakobsson and Nilsson in the Prem, who I thought were ****ing abysmal. People said 'but they'd be good in the Championship'and that they were 'Swedish internationals' - for me though, it doesn't matter - if you're crap, you're crap - nothings going to change that. Djimi Traore for example. Pure turd. It's the same reasoning behind some of our current squad - they won't ever make a very good career for themselves because quite simply, some a pretty darn rubbish, or below standard. That said, some of our more talented players who do stand a chance quite possibly have such an ingrained habit of losing that only an extended loan period in a winning team or a move away might rebuild their confidence and career again. I'm thinking the likes of Thomson, White etc... although the jury has almost cast its decision on Lancashire though. There are exceptions to the above rule (McSheffrey at Brum, excellent in Championship, not so in the Prem, same goes with Earnshaw) and their are cases where players I believe could have played at higher level and still done significant damage, despite being 'cloggers' or playing lower league for most of their careers (Howard - I know, he wasn't great but given the chance in the Prem again, he'd be OK, Jon Parkin, Darren Currie...) And, for what it's worth, Lee Holmes.... I'm actually a big believer that if gets himself fit and playing, he has the ability to play at a much higher level. We'll see, I suppose.

God, I remember at the time thinking "seriously... am I the only person who thought that was a goal?" the complete lack of protest at the time completely bewildered me...

Beattie and Lambert lazy??? WTF?!??!??!

Sounds like the Skates have been stockpiling all those £1 The Sun holidays again...

thank you!

damn, i missed this - where on another thread is this? Cheers

Jonas, I think, is one of the very few players who showerd fight for Newcastle all throughout last season. However, I don't think we needn't concern ourselves - he won't be joining Pompey and neither will Amr Zaki. Why? It's all b0ll0cks from the Dr to keep the foaming hordes appeased. Let's face it, they are sooo fecked, it would make no sense at all to add another £100,000 to the £2m they are already losing per month... or would it?

Ohhhh man, that'd be awesome to have Symonds!!! Anyway, looks like our ambitious selection team are dropping Bopara for Trott HOWEVER keeping faith with the gutless, spineless Ian Bell... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/england/8201312.stm

Spot on.

Yes, of course something big will happen Corp, I believe you. You've delivered upon every rumoured signing, ground expansion and takeover proposal in nothing but truth. All the indications are that the Dr will step aside and another billionaire will take his place. Yes, of course that's what will happen. You only sold £80m of talent for a laugh, right? You only trialled two teams of League 2 players for a laugh, right? Secretly, you've got Riquelme, Aimar, Raul, Shevchenko, Totti et al hiding away, just off the needles ready to swoop in once the takeover's completed. LMFAO, squirm squirm squirm...

Haha, the fans are euphoric, love that quote.

Oh man, enough to give anyone a lazy. Apart from when someone mentioned Clare Tomlinson. AND ANDY STEGGALL!

LOL... That made for some quality reading.... It keeps getting better

Download FMRTE and you can add it on the in-game editor.

Who was the homo who played for Donnie? ;-)

lmfao lmfao.... Where is Corpy? lmfao....

lmfao you can't make that **** up... so ****ing funny i almost fell off my chair. they are so fooked.

to be fair, you weren't that bad at all, just jesting. However... the Charlton fans.... well, I've always thought they were deluded caaaants, this just reaffirms my beliefs...

Lol.

Portsmouth home. And I'd have a wager we'd beat them. **** me, that'd be lovely... compounding their miserable existence even more... ohhh man, the thought of it gives me a lazy.

I'm just glad we've sent some of our best representatives over there to conduct a polite and informal discussion. (Having said that, Charlton fans are right up there with the biggest knobbers in football from my experiences...)

were they exchanging cone arrangement tips?