Crab Lungs

And a fair chunk of us could all see it. We moved from a club with its finger on the pulse to one that became obsessed with its own self image and how progressive it looked and seemed. Always posturing, always pontificating. that comes from the absolute wet blankets within the club who have unfortunately, multiplied like gremlins as time went on.

Oooops was meant to post this here; As a club, we’ve been far busy virtue signalling, backslapping and congratulating ourselves as we degraded in every aspect as a football club. We’ve somehow created an echo chamber full of mediocre, arrogant and inept staff and players all laced with a staggering amount of delusion as to how good, how important and in control they are of the situation. the truth is we’ve been sliding off this cliff for a while now and with every good player we sell and every capable staff member we lose, another finger loses grip. I’d say we’re pretty much clinging on with a single hand now. I’ve said it for years now… our recruitment is a joke. Bunch of nerds sat around counting KMs and completed passes and somehow, season upon season, managing to make us even worse than the last. Yet… no accountability? I could 100% do a better job. Give me 50k and I’ll give you 5-10 player suggestions per position around the world who could all improve the squad that would fit within our budget and requirements. in fact, there’s plenty of people on here who could outperform these jokers

a collection of duds, over several seasons. Horrendous. As a club, we’ve been far busy virtue signalling, backslapping and congratulating ourselves as we degraded in every aspect as a football club. We’ve somehow created an echo chamber full of mediocre, arrogant and inept staff and players all laced with a staggering amount of delusion as to how good, how important and in control they are of the situation. the truth is we’ve been sliding off this cliff for a while now and with every good player we sell and every capable staff member we lose, another finger loses grip. I’d say we’re pretty much clinging on with a single hand now. I’ve said it for years now… our recruitment is a joke. Bunch of nerds sat around counting KMs and completed passes and somehow, season upon season, managing to make us even worse than the last. Yet… no accountability? I could 100% do a better job. Give me 50k and I’ll give you 5-10 player suggestions per position around the world who could all improve the squad that would fit within our budget and requirements. in fact, there’s plenty of people on here who could outperform these jokers.

Never got why people gobbled up his cr4p over the past few years. He’s a bell. another one of those who pretends to know what they’re doing, pretends to be the voice of calm reason - all masking his utter ineptitude and stupidity. still, at least we’re the champs at virtue signalling, eh Martin?

You’re right. Doesn’t count as a ‘stoppage’

Yep. It’s all about good recruitment. Don’t need to spend 30m on a player at all. Plenty of great footballers in the Dutch, Belgian, Austrian, Swiss, Czech etc etc leagues that could play comfortably in the PL at a fraction of the cost.

Um, I am anything but woke.

100% that comment would not have been made about another faith. The frothy ones on this forum would go mental.

I don’t blame Jones entirely but our players are cr4p, truly awful. He’s on a hiding to nothing with this load of snipey bottlers.

It’s a significant sum IF the recruitment is right…

I concur with everything you’ve said. I initially liked McCarthy because in general, he could do the basics right and got a rougher ride with a poorer DF in front of him. Over time, that changed but he was 100% the lesser of the two evils. Forster is lacking in about every single department apart from having a massive frame. Which he doesn’t use because he wimps out of most things.

Yeah I don’t know why people didn’t see that. He was getting less than a shot on target per game at one point, so we literally could have played without a GK. I remember when he went back to Celtic and everyone wet their pants about his ‘return to form’. I worked out he’d concede a goal pretty much every other shot. He was abysmal.

Good to see Hojberg doing his invisible man thing again too. Plenty of shouting and gesticulating and fist pumping to come though I’m sure.

But but but … he’s the best we’ve ever had. I read it on here.

And doing what he does best. tbf not all him, but shocking all the same.

Cheers pal! You cinched it

Can I still identify as whatever or whomever I like? As I still want to identify as Rylan Clark. Turkish, please approve my desire!

I think that’s been reevaluated by a lot of people now. We’re an ings, romeu and Tadic short of a half decent side I fear.

Lmfao, yes. 🤣

Can’t wait for Edozies positive running to be beaten out of him. I’ll give it 2-3 months and he’ll be crop circling and passing backwards.

Would be good to see a bit of that on the pitch.

That’s why they play for us, a lot of them are turd. I’m starting to think that seeing us hanging balls up to Chris Wood is a legitimate thing I’d like to see.

It’s almost systemic. It doesn’t matter who manages the team, who is the first 11, whatever formation we play… we’re just insufferably sh1t 😞

I concur with the hopeless, toothless comments. It ain’t looking good. I wish Nathan Jones all the luck in the world but I literally don’t know who or how this sinking ship can avert disaster.

Quite. Aligning with our actual level