Crab Lungs

Honestly, angry at this. Amateurs. Absolute amateurs.

What an absolute clusterf()ck of a club. Not unreasonable for Marsch to want some security, especially if we’re selling him this grandiose vision beyond this year. Will cost us a lot more going down than it will giving him a few extra £££s. I did think it was weird the media were reporting yesterday he was ‘happy’ with 6 months. Sounds like this was released from our end, to apply pressure of some sort. Im sure the club are relaxed and confident though, absolute amateurish shiseters.

Having watched Leeds and skimmed through some of the tactics stuff, I’m actually quite excited conversely. Were gonna get caught out in transitions but we leak like a sieve anyway, but we’re adding a clear tactical style and add some more potency.

Jesse is in Southampton 👀

They had a horrific injury list to deal with last year, as well the facts already mentioned; no striker for long periods and a team in complete freefall. To keep them up, he done very well. These appointments aren’t often as black and white as people see it. In other circumstances, we might not have been able to get Marsch at all had he won vs Forest etc. Theres a lot of variables at play and a lot of things being dredged up; he wasn’t successful at RBL, struggled this year with Leeds etc. Not all entirely relevant, and sometimes you don’t get the rub of the green or a manager sometimes doesnt ‘fit’ at one club but is seemingly successful at another. From what I remember of his teams, they were always in a game, in the contest. I think a lot of fine margins came into play and fell on the wrong side for him. Really looking forward to seeing what he can do with us and I wouldn’t blame him at all if he doesn’t keep us up. One things for sure, we’re gonna have a bloody good go at it now - and that, as a fan, is all I can ask for in this current predicament. We should can the whinging, get behind Jesse as quite frankly, he’s as good as we could hope for in this position and he’s everything Jones isn’t - which, after all, is what you all wanted, right?

100% the media team use that if he’s appointed.

Wouldnt mind Marsch. If he wasn’t a Leeds cast off, I think quite a few would feel differently, but they appears to be stuck in some peoples heads. Anyway, its not like we’ve got the pick of anyone in world football - and I can’t see the club paying compo again to get a manager mid season.

Shall we give it to Sol Campbell? If we don’t, he might kick off in the media that he was overlooked again. Irrespective, any managers out there with nice hair we can get?

At Bruge. That would be horrible. Horrid manager. A re-animated Bruno Metsu if not Poch for me.

Lampard, Rafa, Gerrard, Allardyce, Henry, Selles -no. Just no. Marsch - wouldn’t be against it at all, seemed like one of those ‘marginally unlucky’ managers though and we can’t afford any more unlucky moments. Poch, give him a whopping salary and a bonus if he keeps us up. Throw the kitchen sink at it. Put a break in the contract if we stay up or go down. His choice. It’s the one appointment that will unite everyone. Gallardo, I know nothing about him so … on the fence there.

She’s already working with elite players.

Uni Kebab will be reporting a significant upturn in walk-in trade if that happens.

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He reminds me of an English Neil Lennon.

I agree. i guess the proof will be in the pudding tomorrow 🙏🏽

FWIW, same person who told me about the atmosphere/split in the camp has said there’s another meeting tomorrow.

I was just thinking on the drive home, how did Stoke fans put up with this for 30+ games and genuinely, how were you not given some sort of fan award for patience?

Daniel Farke, purely for his soft calm voice which mismatches his face.

I’d imagine the board are relaxed and confident right now.

He’s miles better. Poor fukker had that useless sh1te next to him for best part of two seasons.

Was bemused by he clapping. jones is woeful but these frauds have been like this for seasons.

Lol I saw that 😂😂😂😂

I was Monty and Saint Sausage. Guan wasn’t me… though I think we must have shared some characteristics!

Yep. Sadly I look more like Christopher Walken now.

Fond memories. I was a pre-hair transplant Crab Lungs back then.