Crab Lungs

Rotten rotten rotten.

I miss his press conferences now 😂

Maybe he’s just mirroring the club; all bold statements and posturing but when it comes to it, full of guff.

We’ve got Selles… @Paul Chuckle

Glorious 😂

Is ‘I give up’ a pseudonym for AMN?

Oh God. I must have erased it from my memory.

Awful footballer. Only saving grace is we never partnered him with Vestergaard. Otherwise we’d have a few more 0-9’s to our name.

We need doers. Actual doers. Have a goers. Not the weak as piss, sometimes lumbering, often mesmerisingly crap members of this squad. So, please, Ruben - no more of the following… …Onuachu. He really isn’t going to do anything unless it’s on a plate. If we need a siege tower, bring him off the bench. Otherwise, drop. Talking of dropping, how about completely excluding… … Bednarek. I couldn’t care less if he is a voice. More importantly, he’s a fucking liability. Don’t care what he said about us/Villa. I couldn’t give a monkeys ball bag if DCC “isn’t quite suited” to this high press thing we apparently play. That doesn’t stop you playing… … Moi. This most consistently bizarre selection of them all. He can’t run. He can’t dribble. He cannot shoot. He cannot pass. If he does something, he does it at dial-up speed. And if there’s something wrong with Moi, there’s definitely nothing wrong with… … Bazunu. Except he doesn’t save anything. What is wrong with a big Willie? I’ll tell you what, nothing. Nothing at all. Get big Willie in there and allow us to stand tall and proud. I do feel for Gav a little, he’s had to play behind the biggest bunch of bottlers since Coca-Cola. Now that’s an old institution, but not much older than… … Theo. I get it, I do. The sentimentality of it all. But he’s going to assist us in going back down to the league in which we gave him his debut. Which, unfortunately, is the only assist he’s likely to provide this season. Talking of Arsenal connections… … AMN. My distant second favourite Ainsley. He’s ponderous, lazy and yes, he adds a bit of height at the back but is too often caught out. Do not drop Perraud to accommodate KWP. Give KWP his rightful spot back. Ruben, please. If we’re gonna go down, please can we go down fighting. Can we at least be carried out on our shield. Alcaraz. Even bloody Adam Armstrong. Grafters. Some players with a bit of fire in their bellies. If they haven’t got that as a minimum then they shouldn’t be involved in the last 14 games. The fans deserve better. This squad and the previous rotating set of bastards since Koeman have tortured us with ineptitude, empty platitudes and pitiful performances in an abundance. No more pragmatism. No more lumbering around and half-hearted presses. We need points. We need to have a go at this. Let us enjoy the last 14 games and restore a bit of pride, if nothing else.

I’ve watched it back. Bazunu should save that but my word, Bednarek, what a trash footballer. just stood there, turning his back and blocking the goalkeepers view. Utter utter tripe. Amateurish.

Bamford, Adams and Mckennie are right bunch of nasty pricks aren’t they.

Adam Armstrong is on. You all know what that means…

Wow. Great stuff, Jan and Gav. Really great stuff.

So horrendously slow. So horrendously crap.

Watching bazunus first kick, I think they’re defo gonna target ayling with Sulemana and onuanchu

Wrong thread

I actually just done a Nathan Jones one. it begins with ‘Alright lads’ it didn’t mention Luton, strangely. It is massively non specific. How does ChatGPT know all this?😂

Orsic, concussion? 👀

Touch of the Grealish about him with wide armed dribbling.

Big day out for those weirdos though.

That is someone who has total respect of the players.

Haha just read that and thought ‘what am I reading?’

I love Rivers posts. They’re like an article that you don’t have to pay for 😎

They are 100% there for the taking if Skubala is still in charge. Nothing against him, it’s just that their 1 game bounce has now worn off and if they don’t have a figurehead in place by then, I get the impression the atmosphere is pretty horrid and the uncertainty is compounding it. And on the flip side, whist the title is interim, Ruben does look and act like our figurehead and for the first time this seasons, both players and fans seem united.

It’s a bit weird though, to be fair.