Crab Lungs

That’s the most horrible thing. Not one of these sides with the exception Sunderland have actually looked much cop. Fucking fraud.

Bravery and courage.

You just knew we’d be the ones to give Boro their first points. Every single one of us did. This is actually a criminal level of managerial ineptitude to have us where we are, let alone the shite performances and wanky philosophy. Alcaraz, arguably our best player last year can’t get on the pitch. Aribo can. Fuck off with your vanity project, Martin. Blah blah blah scar tissue. Blah blah blah trust the process. Fucking fraud.

That’s his speciality. He’s an expert at guiding it into the net. He knows exactly what strength he needs in his wrists to ably caress it home. A true goalkeeping artist.

I think @CB Fry won Russell Martin bingo after that press conference. yes, scar tissue was mentioned.

His interviews… wow, Mr Beige.

And… you know what one of the worst things about him? His overriding insistence on playing with this ridiculous philosophy, thus alienating and failing to utilise who could be one of the best players in the Championship … Carlos Alcaraz. AA, Aribo and Smallbone in CM please. Fantastic. Nice one, Russ.

100% The weird Twitter posse defending him and asking everyone to trust the process have literally no idea about football. what is going on, with the players at our disposal is completely unacceptable. we do not have time to wait around to see if this ridiculous vanity project might come off.

Utterly stinking. Stop the vanity project now. Atrocious, avoidable goals gifted to the opposition because of the stubbornness and delusion of one man. No cohesive patterns of play going forward. Zero shape when it comes to defending or losing possession. Courage. Be Brave. Oh just fuck off you tosser.

Fuck off with your vanity project. You too, Rasmus.

Love the relay music. Should play it during the game.

Fucking sick of this bullshit philosophy already and the ridiculously avoidable goals we concede from it. We’re just giving teams goals. Fucking stupid. When our opponents attack they do so quick and incisively. When we create a powder puff half-chance it takes 20 odd slow ponderous passes in front of a set defence. Trust the process, courage, bravery oh fuck off you utter wankstain. We cannot afford to ‘bed’ this team into this style. We have a limited window. Besides, this team won’t exist come June next year if we don’t go up. Fuck off with your vanity project, Russ because that’s what this is. I honestly don’t buy your bullshit sound bites anymore. VANITY PROJECT. This is all down to two vain knobbers trying to over complicate things to prove how smart they are.

If we're gonna play this insanely suicidal tactic then we need some form of cover, not powder puff tippy-tappers like Downes and Smallbone. It's got to be one of them and Charles. It worked best at Plymouth, so that should give RM the indicator that if he's going to do thrust ahead with this, then he needs the Belfast Wardrobe to sit in DM and try break up as many counters as possible.

He sounds like someone scared to put a rocket up those players as he knows he’s the one to blame, so is still doing the pally pally act.

Poor bastard, felt for him tonight. Don’t rate him but there’s nothing he could do with that shower that’s been in front of him all season.

Almost all of that is insane. Nathan Jones levels of insanity.

What’s all shell and no guts? Same goes for this shambolic side.

This is on Martin. 100%. Inflexible, suicidal tactics. Manning is pointless. Never actually where he should be. Playing Downes and Smallbone is such a weak partnership, this is where the Belfast wardrobe should be. 2 week break and we get served up this crock of shit. Leicester weren’t even that good, just clinical after being gifted most of their opportunities. We won’t get up playing this way, we don’t have time to be a ‘work in progress’. Pathetic, small minded club with a losers mentality.

Leicester aren’t even that great, we’ve just handed it to them. And this is why we won’t go up. Admirable philosophy, suicidal execution of it.

There is this mythical assumption that Bazunu has some sort of huge ceiling and if we stick with him, he’ll reach it. Even if he does, we do not have the time to wait around for someone to make mistakes which could cost us promotion. And if he doesn’t, which I believe to be the case, then we’re onto a sure fire loser anyway. it’s all moot though sadly as RM is as resolute and pugnacious of Baz as he is about his style of play. We’re lumbered, whether we like it or not.

Best comparison yet. Pickford for Baz, Everton lose about 10-12 points straight off the bat.

100% not going to bite!

We will still concede from regulation shots even if we became Tony Pulis miserly. Whilst he’s not been at fault for much so far this season (our chaotic lack of organisation is the main culprit) he’s definitely not got this imagined ceiling everyone keeps talking about. He’s just bad. That’s it.

Incredible, can’t work out if that’s with the first team though? I presume not? I really didn’t like his waaaahhhhhing for a move but if he can get his head down… 👀

If and when we do tighten up we will still concede when we shouldn’t because he doesn’t save anything.