Crab Lungs

Like a couple of sh1t Krays.

It’s like he set up for 0-0 til about 60 then the plan was to throw on the energy of Kameldeen, Alcaraz. turns out, there’s still a game of football being played between those minutes and we had to throw caution to the wind at 3-1 down anyway. Would have been over the moon with a point if we were on 25-27 points but at this very moment the overriding feeling for me is irritation - feels like I’m not allowed to let go of the dying embers of hope.

Just let us die. Arrrrrrghhhhhh

Well, I am sure the club is ‘relaxed and confident’ about the situation.

Oh dear.

We need Spurs to do something Spursy. Or Forster to do Forster things. This is horrible. This feeling. Ughhhh.

Ughhhhh.

Whatever happens this season, I want the answer to only one question: Whose idea was those JWP free kicks vs Wolves? I really want to know.

Yes, Che. ❤️

We should be testing the crazy inflatable arms guy in goal. Ugh.

Time to show what we’re made of. Which of course, we will. Wet lettuces.

Now is the time for us to introduce a front sweeper.

I think I’m sticking with my Leeds, Bournemouth and Saints call. Honestly can’t see beyond those 3.

I am convinced they just look at stats from leagues, watch a few YT compilations and/or fire up FM and load 100,000+ players and filter by value. That’s it.

Obviously bold and brave is this seasons - or something to that effect…. but what is next seasons PR slogan? I honestly do wonder what the club will come up with to try drum up intrigue in this utterly woeful shambles of a club. Im sure there’s a few people on here who could come up with something quite apt.

I’d imagine they’re relaxed and confident.

I bet you’re not far off with that. If you can drop in some Emma Hayes style overcomplicating-things-to-sound-intelligent sound bites like ‘low block’ and ‘transitions of play’ then you could become our next hipster manager.

awful, but in with a chance most games. Our lot look utterly devoid of any competency.

As I said months back while the clamour for a striker was going on, it’s genuine creativity we lack. We ain’t even getting the chances created to miss them.

Yet that dept has had a free ride for 6-7 years…

Horrid performance. Loads of puff, no real chances. This lot just don’t have it. They really don’t. Ugh, and Brentford. Great season, horrid small time fans. Surprised it’s not a foam-hand competition this evening.

Utterly vile that this still goes on. Racism is abhorrent, I hate it. Really hate it. Though my god, there are so many posturing, wet lettuces online. Bombarding Man United with demands to condemn racism. Errr, really? What is wrong with people today? If you feel that strongly, prove it. Stop screaming morally correct snippets to attract a Twitter gamer girlfriend. Stop relentlessly sending love hearts to KWP and telling him you stand with him. Ugh, it all sounds so insincere. I really do get the impression a lot of people online are completely inauthentic and only say certain things for their own ends, not because they genuinely care for the cause. Take it for what it is: Some bottlejob uneducated, thick as mince keyboard c**ts have proven themselves to be what they are; nasty and gutless on the internet - chances are, they won’t get very far in actual real life. Besides, they most likely live completely pointless, amoebic, moronic existences already. It’d be lovely to have all of these people dealt with but chances are there’s too many, spread too far and wide and it’s an all too common occurrence daily. They’ll always be a prick out there, no matter how much educating and informing you do, or banning, or sentencing.

Hahaha, that’s exactly what I thought! It was actually Mitchell’s work, signed off by a good manager well in the loop with our targets - for example, Koeman. mad far as I’m aware, Mitchell has been at Monaco for a while. No idea on their recruitment though.

Absolutely. 10 or 11, I’d have taken that point irrespective. Well done today Saints - just missed that cutting edge required

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