Crab Lungs

I like everything apart from the Sam Smith part!

So, hypothetically speaking, Saints get relegated as expected. If you could plot a dream scenario what would be the perfect alchemy to enable us to bounce straight back up? Maybe you’d like to see a grizzled veteran like Warnock installed as manager for one last gig? A return of a former hero? Perhaps you’re absolutely mental and you’d actualy like to see more Selles-ball? And who do we keep, and who leaves? Do you give you Moi another contract? If you could plan the perfect close season, what would it look like? Manager for 2023/24; Who stays?: Transfers In: Transfers Out: Return to stripes? Or not?: Do you let Ankersen and the analysts ruin yet another close season? (You can only choose ‘NO’ in this category): NO Other key bits of club to be resolved (for example, reduction in ticket prices etc): I’ll leave it all out there. Over to you.

Interesting… someone who created the Premier League monster is now upset by it.

I can already see a Villa-style splurge in the summer on utter junk like Ross McCormack etc if our famed analysts and Ankersen are involved. Save this post for posterity.

If it’s under 4 for Arsenal I’d be very surprised.

And I’m pretty sure he faced plenty of shots on a Saturday for a few years.

1. Moi. 2. Jones, though Selles could top this soon. 3. Forest. 4. Any of Jones’ rants. 5. Orsic. I’ve actually no idea how good or bad he is. 6. Our recruitment team for the past 6-7 years. They get an easy ride. Honourable mentions for Jones, Selles, the players and aside from the actual financial backing, Ankersen and Semmens. A real team effort.

Some of the football played in those highlights is way above the crab dross Selles has us playing.

100% will be a good player, in the right team. Poor sod really does try his best with this utter shower of shite however unfortunately it almost brings him down to their levels and makes him ineffective.

Yeah saw him before the game. Maybe media duties of some sort. I keep bumping into him though. London last 2 times before that, and not outside football grounds. Maybe we’re star crossed ❤️

Yep, said this during the game too. Disgusting.

Utterly utterly pathetic. Palace didn’t even get out of 2nd gear. Zero urgency, total bottlejobs. Vile club. Obviously we’re not relegated yet and not relegated alone on that result, more a combination of things but I’m starting to wonder when we will hit the nadir? This surely has to be it. ”We’ve got Selles…”

They’re shite, that’s why we’re bottom.

Seems this ‘bloke’ has previous https://fanbanter.co.uk/portsmouth-slams-vile-and-hateful-messages-sent-to-two-wigan-players/

Yeah that might well be true we don’t know what we want but I can assure every last one of you this was transmitted to Mr Marsch in a calm and relaxed manner.

As one of the less culpable but culpable all the same for getting us in this sh1t Ty position, he should stand up and be a man and help get us out of it. Assuming this is true and isn’t leaked club propaganda.

I sincerely hope that isn’t true. We went to that group of utter losers for feedback? Never let the tail wag the dog.

Posts like this make me want it over with! Love the positivity but I think we’re truly cooked. They’d be good if we looked like we’ve got a collective set on us but we don’t, sadly.

Agree. There needs to be a huge mindset change at the club, from the top downwards… as it’s from the top that those kind of things are set. Currently, we’re just a group of utter losers that have been spouting self-congratulatory shite since post-Koeman.

I was thinking about the must haves post-Citeh for the Champ. Adams and Armstrong should be a decent forward line and if we can somehow keep Tella and get him functioning here that would also be excellent. McCarthy will be fine for the Champ. Would love to keep ahold of Sulemana and Alcaraz but that might be wishful thinking. DCC should be fine and probably the sort of defensive leader we need in a mud and guts league. Perraud would be ok also. Bree as well, maybe. I see Tall Paul being a Carillo style write off, loaned to somewhere in Europe to get rid of his wages. Same with Orsic. Until their contracts run down. KWP, JWP, Salisu and Lavia will be off, no way they’re staying. Don’t care much for the other City ‘starlets’ Bazunu, Edozie and Larios. Larios will certainly be completely unsuitable for the Championship if he doesn’t pack on a bit of muscle and height in the summer. Diallo and S Armstrong not too bothered about either. ABK will go and I suspect Bednarek has had enough of us as much as we’ve had of him. AMN will return to Arsenal, Moi, Theo and Willy are all out of contract in the summer. I see zero reason to keep any of the above. Mara - really not sure what to do with him. Or Aribo. Tino - if we can persuade him to stay and keep him fit, he’ll be useful in the Championship and the regular football with us, if only for a season, should see his stock rise further. Djenepo will probably linger around and be in and out of the lineups in varying positions next season. Somehow we have to find a balance between trimming the fat, persuading some players who can give us a good chance of a promotion push and moving on deadwood. Hell of a challenge.

I think that’s how our awesome recruitment team find players as well.

Stinking rotten cesspit of a club.

Moi’s expiry is defo 2023, right?

£18m bench giraffe.

Lovely stuff.