Crab Lungs

Even if he wasn’t well, not even an attacking sub 🤷🏻‍♂️ we need to win.

Just Lavia it is then.

Fuck Sellesball, tell him to fuck off boys and go for it. Fuck his bullshit.

Wimps.

It needs to be an absolutely cacophony of boos. Fucking pathetic. Apart from the first 15, you wouldn’t think we were on the cusp of relegation. No urgency, no actual clear cut chances, nothing.

5.5 games left and this is the best we can churn out. Fucking disgusting.

So do I, and pressers we’re far far more interesting.

“We’ve got Selles”

There’s just nothing there. At all.

Also, why do we always look completely at sea when anyone attacks us?!

Fucking hell. I feel for AA stuck out there in a completely unnatural position but trying his hardest. Now AMN on, so zero width on that side now. Game over. Also with Bournemouth’s susceptibility in the air, no Che the start or big Paul on the bench. ”we’ve got Selles” Really really want to beat the Bucket Rattlers though. And see Dyche go down, especially after all that self promo he did prior to taking the Everton job.

Haha, spoke to someone this morning who said McCarthy was starting. I just said no way. They were right!

This goes back to the perpetual backslapping and self fellating from 2016 onwards and has continued thus far. A culmination of utter wasters for years running the club. We got lucky with Ralph it didn’t happen sooner but it was clear he was done by end of last year.

Pass sideways pass back pass sideways pass sideways pass sideways pass back pass sideways lose the ball. Repeat.

Both Brighton and Brentford and one manager change and 1-2 key player sales away from Carillo or Hoedt-ville. Ahhh, good times when we were the poster club though.

Muck, no thanks.

Yep, massively bored of it.

Please, no more after this season. Complete clean sweep required

Crisp packet wrists.

Rather wed fucking have lost.

Bazunu both goals. Cunt.

Why can’t we just die. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Terrible defending and organisation from Arsenal but fuuuuck

Yep