Crab Lungs

Agree with this, and he acted like a leader. Led from the front. Changed the mentality around this club completely. Fair play to him, exactly what we needed at that time.

Hahaha. Not always succinct. 😂😉 https://thesouthamptonway.com/

Cunt.

Damn, I won’t be combusting just yet.

I literally don’t care who we select tonight, I hope he has a laugh and picks our most ineffective 11 just so that I can combust to a pile of ash and prove to my mate spontaneous self combustion is real.

My Bruno Metsu link got traction. Got on back page of Echo. Loved it.

Bournemouth with so much riding on it. Pathetic.

Interesting. The club has issued another £15m worth of shares.... but why?

We’ll make a bullshit excuse as to why it can’t be done and hope that everyone believes it.

Would be nice if we had fans who would get in the faces of these utter bastards and give them some but no I concur, they’ll probably be clapped. Ditto the “we’ll be back” placards. Irrespective, even if we tried to have a go, the lopsided stewarding team manning 50 cals would probably open up on our own anyway.

Ruben Selles, your football is SHIT

Proper proponent of coward football.

He’s a cunt. Asked at the start of the season whether he was any good as all I’d seen was a lazy, talentless lump. well, whaddya know

Why won’t we die 😬

I’m going to redress my initial thought post Chelsea when I thought these players would do the business for Selles. I am convinced they wanted him as manager and still am. The reasoning? Well, it wasn’t to rise up the leagues like a Phoenix from the flames. It was because he was a nice guy who appeared in control. A lot of these losers are the dissenters of Ralph’s era and probably couldn’t face standing up to someone quite so headstrong. Now we’ve all scratched beneath the surface, it appears they love playing for him. They can hide behind him after every pathetic defeat and he in turn, defends them in some sort of weird two-way loyalty pact. We’ve got all these head boys running around with notes, or just running through treacle (Moi) as we whimper out of the league in surely the most pathetic manner a lot of us have witnessed in our lifetimes. But there’s one thing you can tell about a good manager and a nice one. With a good one, you can see what we actually are doing off the pitch, in training. You can see a style, patterns of play during a game. With this lot, you see nothing. Zilch. Just a group of losers going through the motions and perfectly contented to do so. And that seems to be ok with our leader - the guy we all look to for a rousing, blood and guts Hail Mary to stay in the league. There is a few who are still trying, perhaps to secure a ticket out of here but most have downed tools - yet still serving up empty platitudes, promises and rallying calls. Two things here; actions speak louder than words and more importantly, something with which I carry with me to this day; “When someone shows you who they are, believe them”. I think we can confidently say that Ruben Selles has shown himself utterly incapable of managing at this level and handling this utter bunch of degenerate frauds. Now, can someone please press the big red button and get this over with. Let’s start anew. We all deserve a lot, lot better.

McCarthy KWP DCC Bednarek Perraud Lavia JWP Kamaldeen Alcaraz S Armstrong Che Dont even know why I bothered writing that out it’ll be prob be Mccarthy AMN DCC Bednarek KWP Lavia JWP Moi Alcaraz A Armstrong Theo

One thing I would say about Marschs teams is they at the very least, have a bloody good go… something we would have all wanted.

Can’t we do a Hunger Games style tournament to whittle down some of these fucks before next season? Winner gets a move back to to Premier League.

Can you take any positives from that? Selles: “I’ll have to analyse that” Fuck me.

Franny getting worked up.

Can you take any positives from that? Selles: “I’ll have to analyse that” Fuck me.

Wonder which player does the interviews?

Two must win home games. Two games where play no striker. Sellesball

I can feel another Downfall video coming on…

Franny struggling not to call them cunts live on air.