Deano6

I played at Otterbourne and, intending to go round twice to make the full 18, walked off on the 9th after landing in heavy rough and chipping it straigh into a 2 inch drain, forcing a further drop. I didn't hit a single fairway that day. Last week played at Ampfield, opposite Keats, on the Par 3 and was bang on form again.

Hadn't noticed you here to be honest.

Then you are wrong. SSN did a feature on them before the game and most of their players have other jobs.

Not true! Not true! Even the hubble could only identify something a few hundred metres across. http://www.faqs.org/faqs/astronomy/faq/part2/section-22.html http://www.rocketroberts.com/astro/flag_on_moon.htm

What are "Premiership fans"? Just a way to ingratiate himself to the locals no doubt.

How hard up is he? A Senior ticket only costs £10 these days FFS!

Chris Woods, dufus.

In that case I too am against WGS. We've had enough disunity in the ranks before - it'll be Sturrock all over again.

Less than an hour ago BBC reporting that everything going swimmingly for the takeover bid. Could your info have been wrong FF? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/low/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8150864.stm

Hey, me and my wife spent ages putting that together! I know we've got the 'photo credit' here, but I want royalties!

Roy's keen oh Roy's keen We've never seen a Keener window-cleaner

Rasiak was crap today. Bart shocking. Thought Paterson played well, as did that tall blond fella who played up front second half. Still no idea who our no 11 was (will probably tell me if I venture over to OS).

Dear Markus, Deano6 here again. I've just been informed your name is actually Markus and not Marcus, as I had previously intimated. Please do not think this was any intentional slur - it was a genuine mistake I made from following the spelling of this thread which was also wrong. I feel very small now, but this should no way diminish how big I believe you to be in my heart...indeed it makes it even more so. Big that is. Anyway Markus, hopefully we can look past the spelling and you indeed try your level best to make my team, our team, win a bit. Many thanks and apologies in equal measure. Deano6

Hi Marcus. My name is Deano6. Could you do your level best for me to make my team, our team, win a bit. That would mean the world to me and some others. Many thanks, Deano6

You don't, you get it from an elephant!

Do wives / gfs of famous people count? I s*agged Kevin Phillips' missus back in my Carphone Warehouse days.

Sure the OS clears this up... http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~1712801,00.html

Oooh - a secret forum containing members of SWF by invitation only. I wish I were in one of those!

Diana's death CAN be funny...

I've heard the man behind the money is Paul Polman.

This would be amazing news, as I'm just about to move to New York and my footy team out there will also be the Red Bulls!

Some appalling guesses on here so far, so I'll reveal the actual top 3: Stewart Lee Tim Minchin Daniel Kitson

What a load of rubbish.