Deano6

LOL!!! Mini-golf!!! Even I play at a higher standard than you!!

Actually it's his nan. Last I saw his mum was in excellent shape

Wotte always was the more professional of the two.

Noel Edmonds should gunnge him.

Has she not gotten any better mate? Send her my best. I'd happily pledge ₤5 to her. Maybe other Saints fans would too. She's a wonderful lady who does a great deal for the local cummunity - I'm talking true heroine - and never fails to raise a smile (she was a bit of a hit back in the day from all accounts ). If we can raise over a thousand for such a trivial cause as a player sponsorship or some old player from years ago, we should easily get her over the brink. Sticky Please Mods!

Oh that. I figured that out fairly quickly. You have to sign in (possibly again) in the boxes at the top and then this goes away.

Welcome back Benthelegend!

Working fine for me. Clicked the Live Matches link at the top of the screen.

Another mystery solved.

I would also like to know what "take your head for a sh1t" means.

I am James John and I ledt 2 seasons tickets in one of the bars on Saturday night (can't remember which one as I was tanked). Could you check the name configuration on the tickets. Maybe there was a comma between the names, in which case it could be me as they may have printed the surname first, like this: "JOHN, JAMES". I blame my Mum for giving me two generic names that are always getting mixed up, my Dad wanted to call me "Ivor", but I'm not sure if that's not just a joke about an outhouse. Anyway, could you check for the comma. If there is none I guess I'll just have to keep looking.

If you bought the seat next to Ponty you'd watch the match standing!

Has it really been 2 weeks?

Has he explained it yet Wiltshire Saint? I don't think he has - you must be getting very tired.

Nevada Smiths at 7.45am on Saturday for Millwall game anyone???

No **** sherlock.

Patrick Colleter had a fairly decent game against Charlton a few years back, I seem to remember.

No - what a loser!!

I don't get it...what's the catch?

I'm pretty sure Jersey City is a made-up place. Yeah, I'd be up for a meet up and some murder when the season gets underway. Caught the first half of Everton v MLS All Stars last night. Freddie Ljungberg still doing the business!

So are they. This whole subforum is a long running in-joke.

Shut it you two, I'm trying to make new friends over here. Please can everyone disregard the last two posts. Regards, Deano6

Can any Saints fans in NY suggest good places to watch footy over here?

Cripes!

It is true. My flatmate did his Uni dissertation on that very subject. The golf ball's dimples actually uses the air drag from preventing it from falling as quick as it should - due to the fact when you hit the ball with the inclined club face you automatically impart some backspin on it. Ponty's suggestion of off a mountain would almost certainly win it in my mind.