Deano6

Best **** I ever had.

Why does her posting on a messageboard make it more shocking? Only you, in that post.

The "What do you think our stating lineup for the first game of the season?" thread on PompeyWebForum must be a pretty short one!

Who?

Good summary article for you guys to pick the bones out of... http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?p=8187 Also interesting to hear about the similar situation at Palace, where they don't expect an HMRC challenge, despite offering just 2p in the pound... http://fypfanzine.wordpress.com/2010/07/23/cva-why-portsmouths-crisis-shouldnt-affect-crystal-palace/

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Yes, it makes him racist. All humans originated from Africa but it doesn't stop certain Europeans being racist against certain Africans.

LOL! In your dreams loser.

Give it to the one with the biggest tits.

What on earth has that got to do with anything Keep up

Am I the only one who thinks that's not a bad side to put out in the Championship (obviously lacking depth and a keeper, but as a first XI).

How very dare you!

In my house there is a room where I keep old knick-knacks and trinkets of the past that help me remember times gone by and gives me a warm sense of nostalgia. Just saying.

Why thankyou all for your kind words of support. It took a lot of dedication, research and ultimately a little bit of luck to reach the finish line in pole position, but it was worth it for the fans. I'd like to thank my parents for all their help and encouragement over the years. In particular to my Dad who took me to my first ever game at Luton in 1990. Boy - do those years fly by! I'd then like to thank my sister and brother, who respectively kept me company in the stands at The Dell during the 90s. Then through the noughties I pretty much organised my own tickets, so will keep the praise there. Finally I'd like to thank all those who have taught me so much about football on this board. Without your constant updates on the state of modern football I probably wouldn't be able to tell apart my Kim Yong-Jun from my Kim Kyong-Il. Thanks to Ponty and Arizona for keeping this forum running and allowing it to provide meaningful updates to the fans as well as not a little humour. Finally I'd like to thank my wonderful wife. I don't have one yet, but hopefully one day I will, and for that I would like to say thankyou. In fact, if anyone is interested in a testified winner (1st place honey, doesn't get better than that) then please get in touch with one of the admin and maybe you could be a winner too!

I would.

This is beautiful...

That'll be why they're bidding 20 mil for Ghana's top scorer Gyan then... http://www.eatsleepsport.com/liverpool/hodgson-eyes-20million-world-cup-star-1076867.html?

Boateng to net them 7 million. http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/07/10/liverpool-consider-shock-move-for-7m-ghana-playmaker-kevin-prince-boateng/?

With just one game to go now, there's a number of teams battling it out for 2nd place... Pos Manager Name Team Name Position Total points 1 Mr Dinlo Jinx Dinlo Jinx 541 5414 2 Mr Andrew Brown ANDYBWIN 5301 4883 3 Mr Charlie Messenger Moronic Boot-lickers 7747 4775 4 Mr Steve Dear Steve100 7946 4768 5 Mr Darren Kingsbury Spanish Omelete 10263 4684 6 Mr Alex Griffiths Multiple Scorgasms 11257 4654 7 Mr Chris Young Team Team 11288 4653 8 Mr Neil Pollock Bayern Eunuch 15073 4544 9 Miss Natalie Kitcher Bourne United 18530 4458 10 Mr Andrew Blackman Blackman FC 19147 4443 11 Mr Andy Grace Inter Scatterbrook 19794 4428 12 Mr Robbie McCall South Korean Saints 20122 4420 13 Mr keith stubbs what the **** 21585 4386 14 Dr Morten Harket Harket Luckylucky Bastards 21756 4382 15 Mr Mark Dearsley Basing Saints 28716 4233 16 Mr Royce Rossiter Pork Gyros FC 29596 4215 17 Mr Russell Dickie Wot no Rickie 32971 4147 18 Mr Lee Plummer SHIVA SHANTI 37956 4050 19 Mr Andy Mintram El Retardinhos 43020 3955 20 Mr Brad Smirk smirks stars 44962 3919 21 Mr Peter Stephens Baaaattered Sausage 46469 3892 22 Mr James Blake saints to come 47206 3879 23 Mr Paul Glynn Antwerp Saint 50511 3819 24 Mr Robert Bath Joensuu 51281 3805 25 Mr Michael Todd SPADGE47 52878 3776 26 Mr Simon Goodwin Honduras 56839 3709 27 Mr Gordon Smith Gogo Saint 56995 3706 28 Mr Jeff Clark Weymouth Wanderers 62575 3614 29 Mr Mark Dearlove Saints Alive 65574 3565 30 Mr Chris Garrett Multiple Scorgasms 67919 3528 31 Mr Scott Ingate Ingaland 68521 3518 32 Mr Alan Man Mana United 71366 3473 33 Mr Richard Petley Boardwalk Bandits 74202 3429 34 Mr Matt Wellstead The Lamb and Flag XI 76885 3388 35 Mr Luke botting KBillysoccersquad 77840 3374 36 Mr dean mullen Barrys island 86972 3241 37 Mr Chris Obee Sotonians 87256 3237 38 Mr Fatso Fishfingers Team Fatso 90332 3194 39 Mr Mark Brogan Wombles 91464 3178 40 Mr Chris Williams Muff Divers 93506 3151 41 Mr Daniel Kidd Gwyn Galacticos 93945 3145 42 Mr tom wilson Swiss Billionaire XI 94985 3131 43 Mr Matt Hemsley Cato St Conspiracy 97793 3094 44 Mr Simon Goddard Dibden Purlieu Saint 99955 3065 45 Mr Dave Contreras 3 Lions on my shirt 100338 3060 46 Dr Julian Cope Sporting Akhenaten 107129 2977 47 Mr Robert Steel Perth Saints 111047 2931 48 Mr Asa Leathem Leathems Lions 111878 2921 49 Mr Saintchazza XI 123158 2794 50 Mr Ben Rule Lungs Ladyboys 124018 2785 51 Mr Steve Patton Ocean Colour Scene 126597 2758 52 Mr Rickie Lambert OptimusElites 128717 2736 53 Mr Jack Lambden Nothing But The Best 133195 2690 54 Mr Neil Tribble Tregglevision FC 136125 2660 55 Mr Sam Kimish Where Is Lambert 137414 2647 56 Miss Georgina Holloway Holloways Heroes 141163 2609 57 Mr Jamie Lawrence Thedelldays 152390 2501 58 Mr Ben Place Xeretec All Stars 153763 2488 59 Mr Alex Batten Alexland 157118 2455 60 Mr Chris Witcher Desert Rats 161187 2415 61 Mr George Kimber-Sweatman Georges Saints 161389 2413 62 Mr Matthew Randall ST Randys Wonders 163221 2394 63 Mr Mike Britton Micks Slicks 168180 2344 64 Mr Adam Goddard Sperm Johns Suckouts 169351 2332 65 Mr aaa bbb Insideout fc 170857 2317 66 Mr Matthew White Rainbow Warriors 172332 2301 67 Mr james comport Super Saints 91 181363 2204 68 Mr Sam Arthur Sambosa75 FC 185886 2152 69 Mr paul Weston Saintsandsinners 187215 2136 70 Mr Gary Barlow Sash 191378 2084 71 Dr Jesse Harrison Lowe Jesses All Stars 193177 2060 72 Mr Alan Vanstone Vanstone Vagabonds 200801 1950 73 Mr John Mundy Cheetahs 204476 1890 74 Mr geoff white altoniansaints 219827 1489 75 Mr Matt Davis Liquids Army 224283 1219

I was on district line and got evacuated at Victoria. Can't remember how I got to work in the end. Think I took a bus to Charing Cross then overground to London Bridge. In hindsight the bus may not have been the best move.

Terrible idea. Captains would be getting sent off all over the place - or more likely they wouldn't risk it. Why not just allow a team 3 challenges, like in tennis. Why dress it up?

I apologise. I didn't mean to lump you in with the rest of the naysaying WUMs. I agree with you FWIW - he'd be a great addition at our level.

LOL at the people taking doughnutman/OldNick/Lets B Avenue/saint_bert/saintwarwick/saintsdan/Gemmel seriously!