Deano6

You haven't specified whether it would be to the Elvis version or the UB40 version.

Useful list. Thanks for the info. May have worked better as a blog post tho, with a few more words around it.

To be fair I'm struggling to think of an easier 5 teams to have at home at this stage in the season. Forest and Coventry perhaps.

In the Superbowl party I was at (Clapham Grand) everyone was pretty meh about it all until at the end when she did Like a Prayer - the place erupted and pretty much every guy in there was dancing of some description! My buddies in US said was similar where they were. I think this proves the last 20 years of music are irrelevant.

Which bar are you donating to? Nevada Smiths? Incidentally I was wearing my version of this shirt (with Deano and 6 on it) in the gym earlier today. Quite the most incredible coincidence.

1987

Funnily enough I was about to suggest a single slice of white bread (not granary) curled around the cock like a hotdog gives a very pleasing result.

I think he hit the bar too that game. Absolute disgrace he wasn't taken.

Was there in December. Had a few hours spare and did CNN tour followed by Coke factory tour. Then went to some Southern Food / live music joint a few blocks away - was awesome!

Little Women

Ken Monkou was f'sure.

While I agree with you, this thread is about Upson not Ben Haim.

Sorry but what's your point here? That we may not be able to pick our best 11 every week due to injuries?

When I wrote to Adkins that I'd love to see Danns in the team, I didn't mean the entire back four!

Can we get tickets on the gate on the day?

You could have had eleven: James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher. (you also had't punctuated it clearly by missing quotes, and you made it 2 sentences)

Have you ever been in the Northam? Braindead f*ckwits to a man.

Blimey. We should keep track of what's happening with this. Could run and run.

F*ck me our 2nd goal was smooth!

Crap song

I had one once. Did a road trip through the States with 2 mates. About 2 and half weeks in I hadn't had a w*nk the entire time as there wasn't much time for privacy and neither of them turned me on much. One night was asleep in the tent with the two of them and had the most amazing dream that I was with some gorgeous floozy. But rather than at the point when things start to get busy, when I normally wake up or something otherwise happens to get in the way of it (this happens to me in real life too), it all went ahead and I remember feeling the most amazing orgasm. Unfortunately then I did wake up to find I was lying in a tiny canvass prison trapped between my two travelling companions with pants full of warm, sticky ejaculate.

Sounds like it's not true to me. Twitter rumour that was made up. Like the one about him confronting a school bully... http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/columnists/3pm/Steve-Anglesey-s-funny-football-column-Mario-Balotelli-myths-busted-plus-Paul-Scholes-new-boots-and-King-Kenny-Dalglish-s-Inspector-Clouseau-impression-article854134.html

I would say the linking factor is that we were playing Coventry and Nottingham Forest, as opposed to Championship quality teams.

Which pixel was the pitch?