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Just don't pick up the phone when the Ticket Office call. Stick their number in your phone.

Would he rather have a hand made of ham or an armpit that dispenses suncream?

But maybe the last reading was 9976 and this reading is perfectly in line? I've no idea what the normal rate of increase over a time period is.

Doesn't it depend what it was at the start of the period, and only the difference that matters? There's only the end reading here.

Nice blog, Bearso. You wanna be promoting your "b!tches be mental" book more on there!

Is this what isn't for sale via apple? http://store.apple.com/uk/product/MC573Z/A/mac-os-x-106-snow-leopard Or was it Lion? http://store.apple.com/uk/help/downloads#olderversions

Yellow card for attacking Ossie's hand with his shirt?

What's daylight got to do with anything? Daylight between them would imply the furthest back part of one would need to be ahead of the furthest forward part of the other. There's nothing in the rules about that at all. It's the proximity of the nearest scoring part of the body to the goal line that counts. "any part of his head, body or feet is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent (the last opponent typically being the goalkeeper)."

Aren't doing what? Standing up or sitting down?

I agree. His crossing today was phenomenal - I wonder if that's something they've been particularly teaching in the academy the last few years, Chambers was good at that too. It's actually shocking how many prem players can't consistently deliver a set piece / cross. As someone said last week, there's something of Johnny Wilkinson when he lines up to deliver a free kick. Excellent ball in for the goal, and an even better delivery for one in the first half that just needed a touch from anyone, ANYONE!!

I believe it's any scoring part of the body, ie anything but arms. Head/shoulders count in offside (for both defender and attacker mind). Looked very close to me, with replays. I'd have called it level myself, but there's been clearer onsides flagged wrongly that that one, for sure.

The point being that your failure to recognise the OP was not being serious, but was himself mocking the same viewpoint as you were, totally invalidates your assertion of "the rhetoric and the implied values of the OP". The OP was himself also referencing Stewart Lee, but was far more subtle in doing so. Too subtle for many I notice. Grey Crab comes across as a curmudgeonly c*nt on here, and I love him for that, but he is actually a very thoughtful individual who doesn't say things lightly.

The OP's satire was better than yours.

I once sat on someone else's testicle for a few mins - maybe 6 or 7.

Crouch v Skates?

You have somehow managed to sound like an American getting football wrong, while talking about New York. The Financial District (not quarter) has actually been given to Chelsea.

Isn't that how almost all goals are scored? It's rare to get 'worldies' where defence/gk couldn't have done better.

Deconstruction - all the 50 somethings are doing it. It's hilarious.

Yes, girls should be banned from football, they offer nothing to the game. Top 3 types of blokes that take their daughter to football: Insecure mugs who can't bear to leave her alone Soppy t*ats who are ruled their daughters Soppy t*ats who naively think they are spending quality time together

I'll be honest, I do forget that he's only 18 when making assessments of him. I think of him as "well, a decent fringe player" and not "he's a promising youngster who may develop his potential in a few years".

Yes, Chinese research papers were included in the study that found a 97% consensus in peer reviewed literature. Is there another argument you would like to try? http://www.skepticalscience.com/print.php?r=442

Great info, Lighthouse. I'm sure there will come a time in each of our lives where this will come in handy. Thanking you in advance for when it's my time!

Taking my American girlfriend to see Crystal Palace at end of Sept. It's the thing she's looking forward to the most on the trip! She has really gotten into it, and has her own shirt.

Bearsy is 238% more likely to observe a car's parking manoeuvre if driver has hot bewbs.

Absolutely. Just think of what we could have achieved if these two had made the right signings over the last 3 years!