Deano6

I'll be taking the lid off my champagne bottle for this news!

I made my first appearance in the Cornwall Combination Premier League last week, after recently moving down there. We went 1-0 down to this complete d*ckhead who was giving it the big one after he tripped over his chubby arse and fluked one in off his noggin. Anyway, next time he went through on goal I hacked his knees clean off him. He wasn't laughing after that - he went straight off not to be seen again! Don't mess with the number six!

I hope she gets racially abused.

I heard a rumour Tijuana Tim lives in the States?

Wow, some rocks that vaguely resemble other things.

I see no evidence in those photos that there is any fakery. Of course, if you try hard enough you can find evidence for just about anything.

I will steal these answers as my own as I like them, except... Ghosts: No. Not real. UFOs: No. There may be other life out there, but I do not believe they have visited (why not say "hi"?) Roswell: While I also think something happened there, I don't think it was anything "extra-terrestrial", and personally favour the 'it was a hot air balloon' theory.

That's because the former is biased while the latter isn't. Radio Cardiff also said Cardiff were the better team.

Me too. I've never been the same since watching The Fly.

Well, to be fair, that is basically true,

Lol @ noone biting at your bait!

People who take a week to respond to a very simple question.

J9 has tricked you into using up your full complement of posts for the day, while retaining a spare one for himself!