farawaysaint

It says something about being as pro footballer that even in a league 1 team you still have the pulling power of a greek god.

It's true, I haven't been so attached to a Saints team since 2003, I wouldn't be too happy with anyone getting the chop or being marginalised except Punch. Pulis has a special place in my heart and I hope he stays with us forever, poor little lamb In all seriousness I can't think of any are that needs major strengthening in our first 11 although we might need to sign a long term replacement for Jaidi, (although Martin may just be the lad and he's a local boy,) as well as a midfield hardman.

Lovely... Knob.

Boo Deppo

Waving as it passes in the distance

True, Brighton's meltdown at him moving to a smaller club would be something to see.

Sorry if this has been covered but allegedly the daily mirror had us linked to Murray of Brighton? Third party source I'm afraid http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?200493-Murray-to-Southampton

How many friends in the football world does Mourinho have? Doesn't seem to have hurt him much.

Dear God do we really care? Promotion first then conspiracy theories over the summer break thank you.

My girlfriend confessed to cheating last night. This is on my mind more, my priorities are firmly in order

Leicester, Pompey, Sheffield Wednesday.

We've already had our points deduction thank you, i wouldn't want to be in their position right now.

If they lose out on promotion on goal difference it would be both hilarious and tragic at the same time

Erm, then we need at least a point in one of our remaining two unless I'm mistaken?

Absolute tossers

And his right boot? Where are we going to find a freekick specialist of his calibre?

Quality

Con sidering Paul Allen ended up buying a MLS team I oubt it was all hot air. I think he decided against purchasing us however much to the fanbase's general dismay.

Be fair, they had f all to work with and we did play some gorgeous looknig football under Portvleit. Pity we didn't have a striker that could hit a barn with a banjo though.

Wow, it's strange to be the hated big team for a change. It was always nice being little Southampton in the prem

Dear God we're actually going to do it aren't we? Years of supporting this team and receiving naught but misery in return, (occasionally interspersed with some pant-****ting) and we're actually going to do it It's about damn time Southampton you beautiful beautiful team

Playoffs it is then

That 6-0? Weren't we 4 up at half time?

Ok, I'll make you some money but I want 10% of your winnings.

Deppo owns a bible? I thought it would burst into flames or something.