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I think the reasoning is more the lying to Parliament bit rather than the cake bit. The fact that he is the only sitting PM to ever have been confirmed to have broken the law is also pretty damning.

I could not care less if someone’s grandmother called coronation chicken foreign muck. My grandparents had some erm interesting views as well as I imagine most of a certain age did.

Not really a stick to beat Russia with, Ukrainians are doing the same.

I will send you my thoughts and prayers.

Annoyingly it is almost guaranteed Boris will win the no confidence vote. He will be untouchable for a year and the unbearable drivel about how we can now all move on and his mandate will make me want to top myself.

The sound of people chewing makes me irrationally angry and I don’t know what to do about it.

Something something the new covenant. It’s why I can have lobster and a milkshake at the same time. You realise most Christians don’t really follow the Old Testament rules right?

Happy St Joseph the worker’s day MLG!

Was he rapping though? It sounded like a bad rap. That video is absolutely shocking in all honesty 😂

You know what? I've had a change of heart. I am now going to vote for Boris for his glorious idea of returning the imperial system, it's the right thing to do lads.

Oh Jesus duck I was taught the imperial system when I was six and don’t remember a thing. BORIS PLEASE NO I’M TOO OLD TO RELEARN THINGS.

Worth noting that Kiev’s response was to declare Kissinger an enemy of Ukraine. https://thepressunited.com/updates/kissinger-added-to-ukraines-list-of-enemies-on-his-99th-birthday/ Worth noting as well that he is the Westerner to have met the most with Putin in his career next to Segal. Any friend of Putin’s is probably best ignored.

I get that you support the Tories which is fine but surely you must be scraping the barrel now in terms of inner reserves of respect for good old Bo Jo?

I have tried to have conversations with Americans about this many times. They are all insane on the topic, I have given up.

It seems the West is slowly losing its desire to aid Ukraine as expected. With more and more dissenting voices coming out of the US and Europe (particularly with regards to the cost of living crisis). Understandable really, not everyone can afford the increase in staple costs so it isn't that surprising even though it is a bit depressing.

Stop derailing my lovely argument about fried food with facts please.

Actually fish and chips is British. Fried fish may have come from Portugal and been introduced but the pairing is largely credited as being invented in Britain. Nice try though.

Not a royalist but I find the queen inoffensive and she is a lovey person to boot. About as British as fish and chips so throwing a hissy about celebrating her reign is a bit ridiculous. Frankly it will be huge news worldwide and no publicity is bad publicity anyway. Good for the country and a fantastic achievement.

I will be sure to let the bartenders know, the layabouts.

Ukraine actually have the most efficient artillery targeting system in the world apparently. They are famous for their programmers and one has apparently come up with some Uber (the way the press described it not me) like app that means their targeting is insanely quick. The disadvantage is of course I believe the reason the US have slower targeting is to minimise civilian casualties.

Given lab grown cloned meat is edging ever closer to being commercially viable It would be interesting to see the ethical and economic outcomes on the meat industry as well as veganism.

Ok… I am not sure how to fix us. I might finally concede it is time for a new manager. I don’t think they would magically fix our issues though, team is broken.

Stop. Screwing. Monkeys.