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I did a parachute jump and while the instructor was telling us how it was a 1 in a million chance of a chute fail, the guy jumping before our group's chute failed oooh errr On a serious note though, instructors throw you out the plane even if you don't want to jump, saw it happen to one of my mates on the same jump. When you're that high up no-one wants to do it and once you're on the ground again everyone loves it so they try and give you a little "help" if you look too frightened to take the big step and it happens all the time. Poor guy just thought the old bird was nervous and didn't want her to miss out although if something does go wrong like this and the instructor "helped" then lawsuits beckon.

Hooper would be a bloody marvelous signing if Jelavic is any gauge, outscored him consistently. Not holding thumbs for him though

Have you won yet?

Seriously though yes we get a trophy for coming second

I love your blog but don't enjoy the constant solicitation.... I'm still voting though because I love your blog

Hmmm Di Matteo would be a great manager.... Seriously why the bloody hell would we get rid of Nige though???

F-ing hate Chelsea, like Bayern as a team but more than that f-ing hate Harry. The only downer will be my glory hunting Chelsea mates giving it large. Oh well, every silver lining has a cloud I guess

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I'm on a pay as you play so I'd like to push for my contract to be renewed as I use up my allotted time on the board

Seems like it but to be fair no-one knows the reason. Lots of people believe it has something to do with Lambert going... hmmmm

Pool as they'll have less funds to compete, are less annoying as a fanbase and finally everyone wants the underdog to do well.

Slow, often lazy and goes missing from games, a bit like Rasiak he has an incredible eye for goal though. He is also from Nigeria and this means that honestly short of doing a bone-age study no-one truly knows his age barring him and his mother.

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Right, I heard wrong erm sorry

He's been offered a new contract I heard? Obviously our coaches disagree

Well liked at Notts County I think if we had to get rid of him I doubt it'd be for nothing.

We have better odds than Wigan Erm what?

I'd take him in a shot at 2 million pounds, and it's Steven by the way not Stephen MLG

Sod the club he said he was on strike from the horse's mouth who would agree to do that if it wasn't true?

Ah yes but 7 million is 3.5 mill upfront and then several million appearance/ goal/ international fees staggered. Still even 3.5 million is stupid money for a league 1 player. What's the record for that league?

Just to reiterate this story http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2769254,00.html? is why I'd want our players to play nationally. It's his dream ffs he's given us so much joy let the big man enjoy himself

Newcastle fans convinced his recent success is down to their head scout as opposed to Pards. Lambert, fonte and a few others were however stellar buys for us but hardly unknowns.

18000 we're not Brighton after all Seriously though 22k

Heck yes, if we pushed on from there

Maybe we want it for the players? It's a huge honor for most of them and to see them play with pride and passion is always a pleasure.