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Look at big Jos' feet before he falls, there's only two possibilities here; Suarez either caught his ankle or Jos dived. Either way I'm fine with it because Suarez is a cheating barsteward.

Overwhelming consensus is that he did it but he'll probably get done for manslaughter. Case is being handled bloody awfully though.

Poor effort on the trolling front.

Strange all these "police statements" are only getting international coverage and absolutely bugger all back here in South Africa. Particularly the bat story.

GlennMurray for instance? Doesn't he have the second highest goal-game ration of any European league this year as well as the record for most Championship goals scored by Christmas? Maybe the English clubs might actually start to realise there are some true gems in England's own leagues.

Shaw we have a pre-contractual with unless I'm mistaken. He's said he'll sign anyway. Boruc will sign unless one of the big boys come sniffing I'll wager. Punch.... Erm, no clue.

It would be fantatsic, however I don't think the EPL is anywhere near the top? Isn't that how it works?

David Mcgoldrick respectfully asks you to reconsider your response.

The last time City lost by more than 1 goal in the league was April 2011 :lol:

Never saw a thread on this but I see our little Latvian is now coaching the under 21s of his national side. Well done to a true pro.

Paine, has to be up there but it's a different position after all. Are you sure it was only 11? Wiki (not the most reliable source), has 45?

We should make "team Tiss" and "team Cortese" t-shirts in commemoration of this momentous balls-up. I feel bad for Frannie especially, banned from the club for his legal dispute when he was one of our most loyal sons.

Exactly the same reason Spurs are , (realistically,) going to expand. A huge season ticket back-log and loads of sell-outs. Exactly what we DON'T have at the moment.

After 10 years of dominance maybe, MAYBE we could fill 58k in a regular season.

Villa fans said that until January and are now panicking... Do tell, exactly when should we start worrying about performance but no results?

5 or 6 years ago, out of the blue, I developed "stage fright", and found myself unable to perform when it counts.... In public. As I'm sure you can all imagine, there's nothing worse than finding yourself in a public restroom having whipped out the business end of your custard launcher only to stand staring at the wall unable to make with the yellow river. After some serious soul searching and bouts of depression I found a solution to my problem in one of my greatest passions, the mighty Saints. At the time as I'm sure you'll all remember, because for the life of me I can't forget it, we had good ol' boozey George in charge of some of the most forgettable footballers I've ever had the misfortune to see in the red and white. Through extensive training I managed to indoctrinate myself into ****ing on thinking of three words... George Burley, Jermaine Wright, Kenwyne Jones; simultaneously curing me of my condition and allowing me to vent my frustrations towards the direction our club was going in a socially acceptable manner. "Time heals all wounds," or so the expression goes and I no longer feel the same resentment towards these three wastes of good oxygen as I once did. Sadly, as a result of this, the art of making water no longer holds the satisfaction it once did as I gleefully protested or club's demise. With that in mind, I feel the need to bring my bathroom practices kicking and screaming into the year 2013 with a key-phrase update. Our club is doing far too well at the moment though and there's no one I really loathe enough to consider using as a ****ing aide. I was hoping, dear muppets, you'd be willing to offer me up some suggestions as to who you dislike enough as to be the new triggers of my bladder evacuation. All ideas are welcome and no douche-bag is too small for consideration.

We should still get absolutely smashed by them, frankly they probably have a couple of players more valuable than our entire squad As soon as I hear they're so injury hit they've decided to field the under 17s I'll celebrate.

Rickie's contract runs until he's 33 if I recall, I imagine he's on a fair bit of dosh as well, (circa 20-30k,) I doubt he's going to retire in poverty.

Odd first post Loved the guy though.

Only 6 months or so off, it's a very good question to be fair

Smartphones, ruining the world one pic at a time.

Hell no.

****** to that if this happens I'm rioting.

I said that about Pardew being sacked and N.A. joining :scared:To be fair we were more in the ****e then than now but this has a horrible horrible feel of dejavu