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I think I speak for all concerned when I say 'feck'.

What about Teddy Sheringham?

Also, the Aussies have taken 16 wickets in two tests. They have to take over 50 more in three to have any chance of regaining them. Can't see it.

This is now my desktop background.

I'm hoping Mandaric sells Sheff Weds sharpish and gets involved- we've already got a statue for him in storage. It was meant to be.

There, fixed it for you. Sacking your manager when 11th in the premier league in your first season back up is up there with Napoleon's invasion of Russia in the daft ideas league.

Agreed. I think sometimes people forget that we are in the 3rd Division. Rightly or wrongly, there are going to be less people bothered about 3rd Division Saints, and by extension less people looking at the forums than there were for Premiership Saints. Staying on topic, I find the forum useful for reading news/ gossip/ opinions about the club as I rarely get to a game.

I do of course mean without losing a wicket!

Australia 245 all out. Great effort from England. Now all we need to do is negotiate 1 over without taking a wicket to make it a fantastic day...

Patience is a virtue.

:lol: You should publish this as a treaty on the bias inherent in being a football fan.

This. Living in Brighton (obviously cos I'm a big fat gheyer just like all the other 360000 gheys in Brighton lolz1111111111111111111) I know quite a few Seagulls fans and they think the chants are pretty pathetic. They get it everywhere they go so you're not being loltastic when you sing 'does your boyfriend know you're here' at them.

Listened on BBC Sussex, sounded like a good game, Brighton 'taters were very complimentary about atmosphere (which sounded great on the Radio) and reckoned we'll be right up there at the end of the season based on the performance. Brighton didn't sound ought special and their fans & 'taters seemed happy with a point. Sounded like we were unlucky not to win based on the performance. Also sounded like we we should have had a pen in the first half. The Brighton commentators were surprised theirs got given while we had a shout turned down for a similar thing. Overall, shame we didn't win cos I can't lord it over all the seagulls fans at work, but also glad we didn't lose so I don't have to get a load of stick.

That Bobby Zamora looks alright. If can get Skacel in before tomorrow night we should be fine though.

+1. I think we've got a great chance. Going to be pulling quite a few all nighters over the next few weeks. Wish I could be out there but bank manager says no!

Nicole Reinhardt, German olympic sprint kayakyer. Google image search is your friend (warning, NSFW if googled).

Definitely. Immense performance by England. England's second try had me jumping around like a loon.

They are also playing fecking christmas music aswell. I walked out of the Starbucks at Membury services without purchasing a cofffee last night because of this.

This thread eggcites me. The poaching of Adkins certainly left Egg pickled.

In Thread We Trust. I think there will be plenty more opportunities to lol at our fishy friends in the next year or so. Also, for me at least, as well as being a great opportunity for lolage at the cod botherers, this thread provides an insight into all that is wrong with the greedy & corrupt world of modern football. The fact that the skates are the case study used to represent this is just a happy coincidence imo.

Cheers skates, I was wondering how I was going to occupy myself until 9 at work and now I have been provided with more loltastic happenings from your joke club. I'm with the brinksmanship people on this but whatever happens it will probably be an amusing weekend.

I'll do some f5-ing. COYS(erver).

Are you a pacey winger? CYDAJFU?

A few I.E.D's in the Geraniums ought to do it.

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