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If we're still after a late 30's Italian from Juve I'd settle for Pirlo if we can't have Del Piero.

Dear oh dear. 'Dear Chinny, Please can we buy Nottarf Krap off of you for £2.75m of someone else's money Yours Hopefully, Deluded of La La Land'

They should hand out infractions for posting that.

Do you work in the finance department at Fratton Park?

Christ almighty. This thread is so tedious that I'm actually going to do some work as a distraction from it.

After two seasons of finishing second I think its time we kicked on and finished higher. Therefore anything less than first should be seen as a failure and lead to Cortese and Adkins resigning.

I'm going to give my ticket away cos I've just found out my foam hand won't be back from the dry cleaners in time for the match and it doesn't do to turn up without one (I knew I shouldn't have had that posh **** with it after the Peterborough game).

Aw, it's nice nice of this Skate's mum and sister to agree to go to the football with him on Saturday.

With the news that they need at least half a million to get to April, it looks increasingly likely that our fishy friends down the road are going to bottle the trip to St Mary's by going out of existence. Bless 'em, its nice of them to make sure that they will gift a 5 point loss for our nearest rivals in the league if they do bottle it. All together now: So long and thanks for all the fish So sad that it should come to this We tried to warn you all but oh dear You may not share our intellect Which might explain your disrespect For all the natural wonders that grow around you So long, so long and thanks for all the fish

Definitely French.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

They considered this idea but felt that having all those skates on the river would pose a significant danger to the local fish population.

About 150% of it infact, if the '2mil in the accounts' story is to be believed. I can't see P*mpey floundering about until much past the end of the season at the latest. They've run trout of luck.

How about Celtic? Pros: -Different colour kit. -Soon to be rival-less too. -They don't really like England; Southampton is in England. So basis for a rivalry exists. Cons: -Currently in a different league structure. -Quite far away.

They really are a bunch of deluded morons aren't they.

He forgot to add 'hilarious'.

I'm 28 and fully agree with the other twenty somethings on this thread; great article Papa Shango.

A walk up to the ruined castle (dinas bran) above LLangollen is nice - good views from up there (it can get quite windy on top though).

As a Saints fan living in Brighton, will I have do drive from Brighton, all the way past Chichester, then back past Brighton again, then to Southampton, then back to Nottarf?

Shorts up Jack Cork?

I might go and stick a tenner on 'Arry returning to his spiritual home. Triffic.

This. For those not ITK you need to spend some time here: http://twitter.com/#!/thebig_sam

With Saints playing like this, I really don't mind! GET IN LAMBER YOU ****ING BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-0!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think just came in my pants.