Channon's Sideburns

Craig Maskell Joe Blochell La Ling Kevin Gibbens Dan Mountain (haha now ploughing a different furrow that still requires ball control)

Exactly...saw a mention from O'Hara saying that the outcome of their meeting with Grant was that their 'aim' for the rest of the season was.... 'To finish within 9 pts of the drop so we can prove we would have stayed up but for the points deduction - this will show the Premier League'.. Christ...looks like he's absorbed the IQ of his girlfriend then. Get over it FFS.

I'll be the one in Block 536 with two tampons hanging from my nose...it'll help with the nose bleed.

My fave.... Entitled 'I thought the Premier League were idiots....' http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A65341046 Ahem. Do not bite the hand that feeds......

Honestly...read their 606 threads. Conclusive proof of their deluded state...... http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/ArticleSearchPhrase?phrase=portsmouth%20football&contenttype=-1&articlesortby=DateUploaded&show=20 'Ooooh look at us, we're so hard done by'

Can I just say........ A light meal consisting of warmed bread, sometimes in a machine, sometimes under the grill. Paul Young sang about it in the late 70's. Let's hope that their odious, stinking, rancid little club get shut down.

Roasties need to be done in Beef Dripping...part boiled first so extra fluffy.

Hmmmmm.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1084015/Super-agent-Zahavi-poised-Portsmouth-takeover.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pini_Zahavi

Lloyd is Pompey's very own Pinnacle. End of.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1259508/Owners-battle-Premier-League-Portsmouths-TV-millions.html Oh dear.... :-D

It's going well then. As I said before....no-one's interested. Or if they were, they weren't after they saw the figures involved. Still think this 'Lloyd Consortium' is a smokescreen...to pretend it's sellable.

Haha....it's almost as if Corpy is Storrieteller isn't it? The tone of it all....priceless. Oh and Corpy - not cheating? How about getting your embargo raised then bringing in more players when supposedly trying to sell?? Yes, those players (+ O'Hara) used in the league and FA Cup to gain an advantage..... The irony of you not selling players is because your clueless CEO (not Gaydaboy) put them on such lucrative contracts that no-one could, no then again, WOULDN'T match. Still, alls fair in relegation and meltdown eh?? We even did Admin better than you.

Nah, for some reason the address bit was printed on an away ticket stub, but they had to do the folding stuff as I guess it was much smaller than the Wembley tickets.

Are you embarrassed by it all Mack? Not sniping, just a question. If it was my club, regardless of the time I'd spent supporting them, I'd be incredulous that Avram the Hut keeps on hyping up the sympathy card. After that little outburst even the most level headed fans will be saying 'Fook you'..(to the club not you personally)..

A separate sticky label would take less time than the 'origami' some poor sod had to do for the Wembley tickets so the address details would show in the window of the envelope. Also....sending them out this way would save them more time and money on staff having to re-issue tickets to people who have had theirs nicked.

I see several have raised issues with certain employees of Her Maj opening envelopes. Have started a thread to request that the Ticket Office stops sending out tickets in window envelopes. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=21051 Please add your support. Cheers guys.

Greetings... Dear Ticket Office, Please can you stop sending out tickets for games in see-through window envelopes. Surely a simple printed plain envelope is more secure. When my Wembley tickets arrived I thanked God that no 'tea leaf' working for Her Maj had opened it. Having said that, earlier this season two corporate tickets I ordered did go astray (thankfully replaced by your good staff). Come on guys, it ain't rocket science is it??? Cheers CS

I think that the player who wears No12 (the twelfth man) looks tasty. Called 'Fans' or something? Rumour has it Mr Chinnery thought it was the star striker and tried to sell him.

Bought our chicken house through T'bay..paid £79 for it, it housed 4 safely. Sold it 18mths later when we got rid of the chucks...someone drove from Essex to buy it for £50.

As they used to say on Hong Kong Phooey... 'Could be!!!!!!!!!!!' Another random thought. Mr Not-so-Secret Millionaire popped up just at the time of the Storrieteller email saga which unfolded last weekend. Now. If Mr Astrologicalfees was THAT concerned about him running his mouth off, surely he would advise him to keep schtum????? Instead, there's a daily interview on some radio station or other. Conspiracy theory No.18299 - No-ones mentioned those Storyteller emails for days. ;-)

Christ I think I'll stick to Sherbet Fountains. Never got into trying drugs. Tried snorting Polo dust at college..made me twitch like Redknapp but at least my nose was fresh.

My biggest thought so far this week. (I know doesn't take much ;-) ) Mr Admin Man says to Solent yesterday that there is still a chance of Ballsup continuing with club ownership. Which translates via my 'mickychannontranslatorsystem' to : 'So far the interest in the club has fallen away once they see the bank statements - therefore I shall not hold out too much hope of the club being bought. With this in mind, Mr Chinarai could find himself lumbered'.

Well, I hope by Page 600 of this thread that they've been visited by the.....

Got mine delivered yesterday - Block 537. I'm prepared for a nosebleed.

I'm.... Sick of their lies Sick of their cheating Sick of their whinging Sick of their crying Sick of their 'uber fans' The whole club is rotten to the core. In fact I have unearthed who the man with the money is - Lloyd's backer is...........