Channon's Sideburns

Didn't Sam Hammam get a covenant overturned so he could sell Plough Lane to Safeway???????? I've said it once already today, but those poor sods down the M27 haven't got a flamin clue what is happening....

Do you know what? I've forgotten who I am now..........Chinnery..? Nah. Eternal Optomist? Nah.

Alps...here you go...£25 less as well.. http://www.acasports.co.uk/product_info.php?cpath=30_630&products_id=9466

Stand by your beds, the HMRC endgame is taking shape...

Keeeerrrrrrchhhinnnggg!

They won't mention the fact I came back from my tea and TOAST in the kitchen because SUSAN BOYLE IS SINGING ON THE RADIO.

Storrie cutting ties with club at weekend = Court today?!

Christ they are SO delusional.

Fair and balanced reporting.....my arse. Snooze neutralising posts to keep the blue demented few believing...

'Good luck guys, I'm off for some tea and TOAST'

What Causer said was spot on. Isgrove looked quality. Only just bigger than the mascots though.

'Tony' Pulis 'Anthony' Pulis

Adam Lallana Tuffers

Paul Wotton Angelos from Shooting Stars

In the interests of balance, before the thread gets hijacked.....

Pards wants to sign me as Rickie's back-up - I'm haggling. He wants to pay me for doing it, I'm happy to do it for free.

Wonder if the News will have a live feed like on 'their last visit'?! ooooh I'm looking forward to this. Rather interesting that Storrie cut his ties with the club at the weekend, no?

Ok peeps, time to select the Saints personnel who look like celebs, and vice versa.... Firstly.....

Brilliant. Bit worried that the chavvy element won't get it though.

Listen, I didn't start the thread for it to descend into Cortese v Cortese again. I guess that in my own little warped mind brought up on the 'family' feel of SFC that a little nod to one bloke who gave so much over so many years would be a nice touch. It also would give some of the chavvy element and Under 25's a reason to understand why some of us older gits still go to Saints. I'm 35. Ted Bates was involved still when I first went, but I've heard enough about him from my Dad to know we wouldn't be where we are as a club without him. Just a little common courtesy to say why it's been dropped wouldn't go a miss. I like Cortese - he's a businessman, nothing else. Some need to get over that. If Cortese's successful, we're successful. I'm happy with that.

Saw interview with Cotterill in Express yesterday - basically going on about the 'kids not being up to it'. Nice piece of motivational work there Steve - you could be relying on them next week. Openly discussed shifting out youngsters on loan so they can 'sign some more'. Christ, it's like catching Chicken Pox down there - he's bloody delusional now. That didn't take long. 'Proud to have started - CHEATING BASTARDS' (about page 90 I think....haha)

Deffo try Ebay. Stick a reserve on it though. Alternatively try some other 'local' papers. I've always sold my cars through the Lymington Times - cheap and hasn't failed for me yet. I'm sure yours will shift.

Good work fellas, got mine on the way to the game.