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Brilliant player - always unnoticed by many but very very effective defender. Always the best go first Gary. RIP

Harry's now bleating on 5live about how he'd love the England job. Butter them up 'Arry, so everyone feels sorry for you.... Good luck with the court case ****.

It's a dilemma f'sure. The problem though is that if Lallana isn't firing, and Guly is on an off day - we're carrying two players out of 11 - and people wonder why we're in a 'blip'?!?! Start with both give them 45mins - then if either aren't firing - bring them off. No rocket up arse required but a little nudge might help. In that scenario I'd have Fox on LM in front of Harding, and Connolly upfront with Lambert. Simple.

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May I just say... Who?! Ahhh... http://www.fulhamfc.com/MatchAndTeam/PlayerProfiles/ProfileDetails/MarcelloTrotta.aspx

I see you're from Norwich - are you Alan Bloody Partridge? FFS start talking about Hoddle again. Please.

Can I have a refund?

For all the worriers..three words. Poortvliet and Wotte. Some have very short memories.... We'll be fine.

Haha.... or should I say LOL http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12870786/south-coast-players-movie

'Ahh Bluuuuuuueeeeee Savannnnaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh'

Has Skacel signed yet?

Trust me to try being clever eh?!

Groundhog January at Nottarf Krap then. He'll be visiting Locks Heath next.

Just a reminder...no-one had heard of Claus or Svensson either when we signed them.... The banter that flies around on Twitter with the players is priceless..

I say 'Bring back the Albion Band'. They're probably all dead now though, poor sods. That said, I still want to park in the Unigate Car Park and say Hello to Bob Stock. Yes. I live in the past....haha

Only criticism I have (not just of AL but of many others actually) is that we 'fart' about too much in front of goal - we don't shoot anywhere near enough.

Christ on a bike. I've slagged off Lallana a few seasons ago but people criticising him for winning a f'n award?! There's an empty club down the M27 that has space for you.

He meant Champions hip..

I feel your pain. I started a thread several years ago about Rickie Lambert....

True...punching above his weight there.

whs ^^^^

There you go again Ho Ho Ho - a lengthy diatribe let down by your final paragraph. Buying players on the never never...of course - it was in line with other teams. Let's think - how many other clubs stopped paying PAYE so they could try and pay other bills..?! Your own players (DJ) even came out and said that the club couldn't afford to pay the FA Cup win bonuses..solvent were you? It's no different then than it is now - Pompey ONLY survive if they are bankrolled - doesn't matter who it is - Standard Life, Gaydamak, Al Fahim (chuckle) or Al Mirage -the story's the same.

Ho Ho Ho...you really do know the ins and outs of Sol Campbell don't you? Morning Peter.

Interesting...link posted on Twitter by a certain BBC journo...from Gilfoyle, the admin of Plymouth... http://partnership.pagroupplc.com/Blog/Football-clubs-are-they-businesses-worth-saving/391

Yep - but we'd just taken Fox off for Dan Harding..