Channon's Sideburns

Most investors won't commit more than 10% of their personal wealth.

Waste of time Steve, as Ho Ho Ho said himself, he's had his three posts for the day. I look forward to when TSF allows members to pay 20p in the pound, spread over an indeterminate time for membership of this forum - then we may get to hear more of Ho's words of wisdom. Until then....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W58S7QoDdN4

Talksport apparently asked for questions to put to 'Good Ol Arry' - they've just tweeted this... 'After asking for questions for Harry Redknapp it seems there's a lot of bitter people out there don't want to talk football. #jealousy' *HANDBAG!!*

Lionel Messi? More like......

Latest from Lumpitt. http://audioboo.fm/boos/621167 Doesn't sound convincing does he?

Following yesterday I did find a horses head in my bed.

I think they read this thread after yesterday...

Do you get the feeling this Rory's a Pompey fan? haha

This is all pure BS - it's the journos on a wind up.

Bugger. I've got a client coming to see me at 3pm - anyone else want the 'DavetheRave' moniker for today?

ooh...the latest from @Solentsport 'chief executive David Lampitt exclusively tells us there are a number of interested parties pursuing interest in taking over club' George, Zippy and Bungle?

Well, it's simple. Just remember to tell Sid. [video=youtube;nedVpG-GjkE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nedVpG-GjkE&feature=player_embedded

haha...looks like Vince Clarke's latest transfer target has decided he'd rather go elsewhere... http://t.co/RT8MQ3fP

Wahoo!!! I've had at least 11 posts.... 'Dave the Rave'

he's probably thinking 'Christ this lot are switched on' - little does he know he's in direct dialogue with this thread...haha

I'm ravin'....

I'm enjoying this one...getting quite a few through...

Own up - who's Streetband?!

Sad state of affairs if it takes Saints fans to ask the q's that THEY should be asking.... Oblivious...and delusional...!!

Kerching!

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NAH NAH NA NAH NAH..........NOT LISTENING....!!!!!!!!!!

Here you go...for all the tomfoolery and the Last Train to Deluded Central... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/webchats

To be fair, I'd go for PORN - let's face it, they'll get sexually excited by the thought of a Prawn following them, seafood an' all...