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I bet he does...and wishes he could play under our revolutionary coaching structure - I know this......why???? Chris Iwelumo told me. Nah na na na Nahhhhhhh!!

Well, that is exactly my thinking on the whole thing. I fully appreciate Frank's explanation - and I can see where he is coming from. But, as he has stated, finding a group of fans who can put forward their representative view is going to be EXTREMELY difficult. In a way it is doomed to fail before it begins - the selection process comes with too many caveats to make it work anyway...given our justified cynical nature towards Monsieur Wilde and his fan-friendly rhetoric - just who will bother? SOS was a prime example of honest fans trying to get some common ground with these jokers - and they got played as well - with the best of intentions. I said it before - this Parliament is a shallow gesture from a shallow board. Works at clubs where there isn't more politics than there is football...

I hope BWP plays tomorrow and scores. Simple. He strikes me as being a natural talent, led astray with a lack of concentration...but how the hell can we sort that out???

Serious question then...are you willing to put yourself forward then Frank? Not trying to start an argument, just interested. If you are, from the numbers on here so far, it may be just you and two of those appointed by the club. The 'principle' of such a parliament is sound - it's the foookers behind it all who aren't. Wilde will never be trusted again, nor will Lowe. At least with Lowe you can probably understand that he 'thinks' he knows best, and wouldn't necessarily be behind the idea...my view is that Wilde is driving this, preparing for his exit speech in the summer... 'Whilst I am sad to leave the club without completing our full aims, I leave with the knowledge that the Fans Parliament I have introduced will ensure that I can put on record that I ACTUALLY did something upon my return as Football Chairman, apart from making the tea and polishing some shoes'

Perhaps it's their knowledge of the human anatomy??? Nah...they just know what they want!!

Well the girl was from Pompey....

Got sent this and thought we could all do with a laugh... A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gunwharf Quay. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by. 'You're not thinking of jumping, are you babes?' he asked. 'Yes, I am.' replied the sobbing girl. Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge. 'Look, nothing's worth that. ..... I'll tell you what; I'm sailing off for Australia tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life over there. I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know what I mean? You just have to keep very quiet so that you won't be found'. The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her on board that very night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn. Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship and its lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled blonde, and demanded an explanation. The girl came clean, 'I've stowed away to get to Australia . One of the sailors is helping me out. He set me up in here and brings me food and water every night and he's screwing me.' The captain stared at her for a moment before he replied, 'He certainly is love. This is the Isle of Wight Ferry.'

For anyone that missed it today - it is repeated again on ITV4 tomorrow morning at 11.30am !

It's on ITV4 again tomorrow morning (Fri @ 11.30am) if anyone missed it!!

Hahaha.. Sundance = Rupey Baby Nineteen = Andrew Cowen Sounds like them....

Probably Nick because they have EXPERIENCE in fighting relegation from this league and realise that ****s1ng in from the outside isn't constructive... Hmmmm now who would be irresponsible enough to try and de-rail a survival campaign eh?

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Frank, listen I agree with what you are saying - but this is Saints we are talking about. Once Bitten Twice Shy? That will be the thoughts of the majority. Given Wilde's lack of interest in attending the Fans Forums, or the AGM of the PLC, and Lowe's performance there, it is transparently an exercise to appease..they have no intention of taking our views on board - the most glaring evidence is that they want to VET the possible inductees.... CHRIST - DO THEY WANT A C.R.B CHECK AS WELL? Perhaps one of the questions raised on the app form will be... Q1234. Do you, or have you, posted on Saints Forever or The Saints Forum in the past? If yes, please state your username so we can see if we want you or not...ta x BTW, I'd gladly take part - just so the foookers don't get it their own way

Hahaha...I was in the garden playing footie with my two girls this afternoon and ... I WAS STEVE MORAN!! Was on Facebook, mentioned SM and I had Instant Messages from friends reminiscing about Stevie - people I haven't seen in 20 years. THAT'S how good people feel about those days. NEVER let the sh1te we're going through now make us forget guys

Can't make it, but can someone ask a question for me??? Following the 'incident' in the Corporates when he was asked to leave, and his subsequent appearance that evening on Radio Hants, did Dave recieve a 'phone call' from you-know-who over the w/end before he went on TalkSport and gave a sanitised version??? Bit of a ramble, but you get my drift (hopefully!)

What a load of b'stards Dunc. Wilde you reading this? Lowe, are your employees reading this? Admonish me - you ***ts. I pay my money which you use for this club and have done for 29 years. Go to hell.

Think it was 89-90 ... we looked dead and buried, we signed Ruddock, who scored the decisive penalty to beat Newcastle at the Dell. It turned our season. Funny thing on the last day tho - Ruddock managing to run through the crowd at the final whistle having lost all his kit...holding one boot in the air. Class.

The feeling of togetherness that only the last day of the season may bring.. The feeling of a big day out...even the ZDS Final! The joy of joys - winning the EuroMillions and righting the wrongs of the current regime!!

Stick a fork in us - we're done.

I went out with a nurse once...absolute animal... ...must be something at Nurse's College that prepares them for debauchery!!

Probably..I used to work weekends at Waitrose in Lymington..we always had it then. Marvellous stuff.

No tips as my two were both overdue...but get some ******* sleep in now while you have the chance!!!

TT will never play at SMS - can you imagine Howard trying to pronounce 'Ssssouthampton...or SSSSsstt Marysssss SSSStadium'? Suffering Suckertash!!!!!